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Kryssi
Spanko
Username: Kryssi
Post Number: 55
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 01:27 am: | 
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Sometimes it pays to be old!!!
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.... "
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
"I'm so tired of being here... supressed by all my childish fears"
Evanescence ~ My Immortal
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 465
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 06:08 am: |
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 ...aaahhhh - senility!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Buenaventura
New member
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 47
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 10:44 am: |
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Good story Kryssi.Got a good laugh. |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1044
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 01:40 pm: |
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I want to know where that armored car is!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Butterfly84
Spanko
Username: Butterfly84
Post Number: 56
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 11:54 pm: |
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*giggling* It pays to be senile!
~*butterfly*~
Nobody suspects the butterfly...
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