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Babyslilgirl_20
New member
Username: Babyslilgirl_20
Post Number: 12
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 06:32 pm: | 
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Sub's Chalkboard
i will not carve the flogger handles
i will not spank others
i will not aim for Master's head
i will not yell safeword in the grocery store
i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer
i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom newsgroup
i will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle
funny noises are not funny
i will not slap Master with my bra
Punishment is not boring or pointless
i will not call Master, Dr. Death
i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society
i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party
i will not bring sheep to the subbie newsgroup
a burp is not an appropriate response to Master
i will not eat all Master's m & m's while he is at work
Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet
i will not call Master, spud head, butt head or any kind of head
Masters ARE perfect
Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master
i will NOT wear panties
i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties
i will not peek out of the blindfold
i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission
i did not win an emmy for my last session
i will not hide all Master's toys
all play and no work does not make a good sub
i can not fire Master
my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers
i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips
i will refrain from saying "hail satan" when i don't like Master's orders
i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month anniversary
i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's
clamps
i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool
i will not torment the newbies with the violet wand
....and last but not least
i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill...
Have you had your spanking today?
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Blistering_blonde
Advanced Spanko
Username: Blistering_blonde
Post Number: 275
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 10:27 pm: |
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WHAT ????
you mean you can not do this stuff ??
...OHHHh no wonders he gets cranky alot .
LOL I LOVED it
He asked what I needed , timidly gave it at first, now he just knows.
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Prof_top
New member
Username: Prof_top
Post Number: 6
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 10:33 pm: |
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I can't decide if that is more clever than hot, or more hot than clever. I will give me something to ponder. Maybe it is just joyously funny and absurd. In any case thanks for the thoughts. Prof Top. |
Sarah_aless
New member
Username: Sarah_aless
Post Number: 15
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:58 am: |
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Hilarious!!! Absolutely loved it hehehe, reminded me of the kind of things myself and a bunch of other subbies used to get up to in a chatroom on MSN before they started making us poor old British pay for the service (which is when I stopped going!).
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1222
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, July 01, 2006 - 04:11 am: |
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Very Good!!
Don't think I'd add it to the Subbies Handbook tho.
No fun
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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