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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1443
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 05, 2006 - 01:38 pm: | 
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These are true statements made in court:
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere |
Katie_spades
Supreme Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 750
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 05, 2006 - 04:58 pm: |
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Wow Tmmy, those were hilarious! Thanks for posting! Are they really real? Ijust read them to Jake and we were dying!
The Princess of Spanking™
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1449
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 05, 2006 - 09:51 pm: |
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I know my husband and had tears were laughing so hard.
Yes they are real can you believe it??? |
Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 280
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, November 05, 2006 - 10:45 pm: |
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Great stuff Tammy.The truth is stranger than fiction. |
Nd2bspankd
New member
Username: Nd2bspankd
Post Number: 31
Registered: 11-2006
| | Posted on Monday, November 06, 2006 - 01:36 am: |
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I loved that last one.
"It's not easy being pink...er, I mean, green."
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1439
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, November 06, 2006 - 11:12 am: |
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Those are great! When I worked as a Paralegal, I know some of the questions asked by lawyers are soooooooooooo stupid that they deserved stupid answers.
Yup...I believe those are all real.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Hardwood
New member
Username: Hardwood
Post Number: 20
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 04:03 pm: |
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I just lovvvvvvvved that last answer. |
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