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Cheekychipmunk
Advanced Spanko
Username: Cheekychipmunk
Post Number: 156
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Monday, September 25, 2006 - 08:21 pm: | 
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M a m m o g r a m
GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing.
There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there.
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said! I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
>From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy! , I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick their balls in there,
And see how they come out!!
Mail this to 13 other females. Now, don't break the chain! One female broke the chain, her plumbing became so bad, she now has an outhouse! OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends, --- and even your enemies. Because the WORST enemy is Breast Cancer!!
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1362
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 07:27 am: |
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I love the poem!
I think it's great to use whatever means necessary to make breast cancer awareness an important part of EVERYONES life! Not only women get it, men can get it as well.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 868
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 08:11 am: |
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good point Shylah....and thanks for the poem Cheeky - an important message in the midst of humor 
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1231
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 08:27 am: |
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Gee thanks I just made my appt a week ago....I get to go have fun in a couple of weeks!! |
Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 869
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 08:48 am: |
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me too!!!
Can't wait.....(right)
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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