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Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1467
Registered: 10-2005
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Today is International Very Good Looking, darn Smart Woman's Day, so give this message to someone you think fits this description.
Please do not give it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day!
To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows..
My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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