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Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1485
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 18, 2006 - 06:46 pm: | 
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These are some of the humorous and interesting terms entered into the Ebay search engine by net surfers
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"naked disney"
Sorry, but we're not sharing our pictures of Uncle Walt.
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"promiscuous women"
Alright, we'll share if you will.
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"salty semen"
Jolly rogers, all.
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"coffee nude"
That's enough to make a morning person out of Barbara!
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"horse intercourse"
Paging Dr. Dolittle . . .
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"request for death certificate"
Okay, but then we'll have to kill you.
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"pictures of my naked girlfriend"
If you don't have any . . .
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"seduce wife"
It's on our 'to-do' list.
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"chloroform-soaked rag"
Perhaps you're not familiar with the meaning of 'seduce'?
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"take off your dress"
Now you've got it!
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"she unzipped my pants"
Excellent!
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"knocked her unconscious"
No, no, no . . .
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"revenge husband"
Ah, so that's your game.
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"Polly's penis page"
Barbara! Would you please keep that $%#*! parrot away from the PC?
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"how to have sex"
In six easy lessons.
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"SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX"
We've found that search engines don't work any better when you shout at them.
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"nude secretaries"
Where do they keep their pens?
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"operation with no scalpal johnny carson"
For his sake, we hope it wasn't 'no anesthetic' as well.
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"Marilyn Manson removed his ribs so he could suck his own dick"
And without a scalpel, too.
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"sex complimentary"
Ooh, baby, you're the best.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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