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Spanking Den Everyday Life Jan - Dec 2006 Some Silly Riddles

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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1533
Registered: 10-2005

Posted on Saturday, December 09, 2006 - 06:25 pm:

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What goes ho-ho-swoosh? Ho-ho-swoosh?

What do reindeer have that no other animal on earth has?

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

What if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?

As I was going to the North Pole
I met nine elves;
Each elf had nine reindeers,
Each reindeer had nine bags,
Each bag had nine puppies,
And each bag had also nine cats,
Reindeers, elves, puppies and cats,
How many were going to the North Pole?

Two fathers and two sons have unwrapped three gifts. Yet each of them has only one gift. Why?

Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

Wolfie
Prime Spanko
Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 1851
Registered: 04-2005

Posted on Saturday, December 09, 2006 - 08:23 pm:

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Both have sandy claws?

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.

Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1560
Registered: 10-2005

Posted on Saturday, December 09, 2006 - 11:44 pm:

Sandy claws!!

okay I know lots of these but I don't have the time right now I will get back to this in the morning.

Ma_vie_en_rose
Advanced Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 311
Registered: 01-2006

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 02:39 am:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic? :D

What do reindeer have that no other animal on earth has?

baby reindeer :D!

What if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

They wouldn't have been late since they'd have stopped to ask for directions.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

Lost :D

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?

Elfis

As I was going to the North Pole
I met nine elves;
Each elf had nine reindeers,
Each reindeer had nine bags,
Each bag had nine puppies,
And each bag had also nine cats,
Reindeers, elves, puppies and cats,
How many were going to the North Pole?

Just one, the others were leaving.

Two fathers and two sons have unwrapped three gifts. Yet each of them has only one gift. Why?

one's a grandfather, a father (both a son and a father, and his son :-)

I finally managed to answer some riddles!

Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 3008
Registered: 05-2005

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 03:46 pm:

1) Candles burn shorter not longer, you silly!!!

2) You get frost bite when you cross a vampire with a snowman.

3) I know a slightly longer answer the the Wise Woman riddle.

They would have....

- asked directions

- arrived on time

- helped deliver the baby

- cleaned the stable

- Brought practical gifts and

- Made a casserole

Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"

Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 3010
Registered: 05-2005

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 06:15 pm:

I had to ask my kids about this one, but the thing that goes goes ho-ho-swoosh? Ho-ho-swoosh is Santa caught in a revolving door <groan>

Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"

Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 3011
Registered: 05-2005

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 06:18 pm:

Here is another groaner-----the one that is never hungry at Christmas would be the turkey as it is always stuffed.

Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"

Ma_vie_en_rose
Advanced Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 312
Registered: 01-2006

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 08:40 pm:

I was thinking the dog for some reason to who's never hungry at Christmas. but, oh that is bad.

Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 3013
Registered: 05-2005

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 09:00 pm:

I was waiting for more members to chime in with answers before I said anything else, but I can answer why Christmas is just like a day at the office?

Because,you do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"

Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 3015
Registered: 05-2005

Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 11:36 pm:

What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?

This one has to be the worst!

Santa Claus jumping rope.

Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"

Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1542
Registered: 10-2005

Posted on Monday, December 11, 2006 - 05:37 am:

Hee Hee

I figured you guys would have fun with this one

Only two left that haven't been answered yet...

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?