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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1504
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - 08:44 am: | 
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Six Smart-Alec Answers
SMART ALEC ANSWER #6:
It was mealtime during a flight.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ALEC ANSWER #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket . . . and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket . . . . .
not your stub."
SMART ALEC ANSWER #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ALEC ANSWER #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day", the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
SMART ALEC ANSWER #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck
under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop
gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on
his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."
SMART ALEC ANSWER OF THE YEAR (2006):
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam . . . "Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or
a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses what-
soever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked.....
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head
and sweetly says:
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!!!!!!"
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Katie_spades
Supreme Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 804
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - 07:07 pm: |
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LOL, those were cute... I have to find a way to use them somehow now, LOL!!!
The Princess of Spanking™
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 342
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - 11:34 pm: |
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You always make my day Shylah!Thanks they,re great. |
Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 995
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 07:17 am: |
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 love these!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Mainframe
New member
Username: Mainframe
Post Number: 4
Registered: 01-2007
| | Posted on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - 11:44 pm: |
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These were even funny a month or so after the fact. |
Hardwood
New member
Username: Hardwood
Post Number: 18
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 03:57 pm: |
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I wish I had written this originally, but I did not:
A young man at his job remarked to his boss that the only people in Canada were whores and hockey players.
Tha angry boss mentioned that his wife was from Canada.
The kid, in a tenth of a second (or less) asked: "What team did she play for?" |
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