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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1782
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 05:01 pm: | 
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Cindy, a beautiful, well-endowed, young woman, goes to her local
pet store in search of an exotic pet...
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says:
Snatch Eating Frogs
Only $20 each!
Money-Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions).
Cindy excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter: "I'll take one."
Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."
Cindy nods, "Okay," grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Cindy takes out
the instructions and reads them
thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do...
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs
and, to her surprise, nothing happens!
Cindy is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If
you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store".
So, Cindy calls...
Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, "I had some
complaints earlier today. I'll be right over".
Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell.
Cindy welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions and the
damn thing just sits there".
Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how
to do this one more time!"
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Prime Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 1130
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 05:04 pm: |
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 Thanks for the laugh, Shylah!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Buenaventura
Supreme Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 602
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 07:39 pm: |
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Hmmm gonna have to translate that into spanish and hang it on the door!Course I,ll have to go out and catch a couple of frogs.Hmmmm Then too I reserve the right to refuse to sell to just any woman. |
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