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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 2007
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 09, 2007 - 11:28 am: | 
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'True Friendship' (With none of that Sissy Sh ** !!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this list- just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry PIG who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got 'lucky.'
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ?, 'Because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 'all 10' of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!)
And remember.....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!!!
The more I know about computers...the less I know about computers
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2419
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 09, 2007 - 03:21 pm: |
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Badgirl
Supreme Spanko
Username: Badgirl
Post Number: 587
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 12:25 pm: |
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That is hysterical Shylah!!
I am totally sending it some friends... |
Tmichellebrat
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tmichellebrat
Post Number: 196
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 10:02 pm: |
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Hi Shylah,
This is a good joke! I will be sending to some of my dearest and closest friends  |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2420
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 11:36 am: |
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I don't know about it being a joke....it seems real enough to me!! Funny as hell...but real!! |
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