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Ftopinmichigan
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Username: Ftopinmichigan

Post Number: 159
Registered: 09-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 13, 2005 - 08:15 am:   Edit Post

Novelty Paddles, I found packed away in one of my toy cases. Many of you have seen or heard of the Board of Education/Correction...here are some more.
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Paddle name: "Fanny Whacker" (from Florida)

All over the paddle, the following:
"Bottoms Up"
"Teacher's Aid!"
"Spoiled Brats"
"Dogs That Puddle"
"Kids that Battle"
"Folks that Swear"

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Paddle name: "PETER METER"
Written in the center: "Guaranteed to be perfect" and "Lay it Down Boys"

This paddle is a ruler that goes from one to nine inches.
1" - Just a Water Spout. Should have been a girl.
2" - 95 Percent Imagination
3" - Seen better days but not much
4" - Just a Teaser
5" - Woman's Home Companion
6" - A Secretary's Delight
7" - For large girls, small cattle
8" - Home Wrecker Size
9" - For Bar Room Betting Only
Above 9" = WOW!

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Paddle Name: "Put Me To Work" Paddle

On the handle: "Fanny Paddle, A Spanking-Stick for All Occasions"

For nice Young Brides who burn the toast,
For Golfing Mates who like to boast,
For Drinking Mates who stay out late,
For Little Girls who break their date,
For barking dogs and the howling cat,
For Fighting Mates who like to spat,
For Sleeping Mates who love to snore
For all of these and many more.
PUT ME TO WORK!

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Paddle name: none listed...until the poem on the paddle...read below

Drawing is of a sort of schoolmarm type (no offense Schoolmarm ), paddle's from Tennessee.

For boys who TEASE
And girls who TATTLE
There's nothing more HANDY
Than MOTHER'S PADDLE
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Have you heard of, or seen others?

K
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 778
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 13, 2005 - 12:51 pm:   Edit Post

These are fantastic, wish I could find some like them. :-)
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know they are happy.
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Brooke_ray
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Username: Brooke_ray

Post Number: 23
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 03:06 pm:   Edit Post

This is on the one I picked up in the Smokey Mountains,Tennesee last summer...

Pa's the Boss as everyone knows,
But what Ma says always goes!


I guess these are for us brats who top from the bottom...
Trinkets and Treasure

There are colors and feelings and emotional terrain that we occupy that are ours and ours alone...
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 442
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 03:41 pm:   Edit Post

This is one my hubby made and I painted among several others...hee hee


Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken
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Wolfie
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Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 785
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 04:14 pm:   Edit Post

Too cute Shylah!
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know they are happy.
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 443
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 05:36 pm:   Edit Post

Ok...here is one more I woodburned in the design and then painted it

Nothin like the bite of this rattlesnake!
Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken
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Lash_le_roux
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Username: Lash_le_roux

Post Number: 45
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Saturday, November 19, 2005 - 08:03 pm:   Edit Post

I found one in a souvenir shop at Silver Dollar City, near Branson, Missouri. it was made from 3/8" plywood, and was the standard shape of the typical novelty paddle found in such shops. It read:

FRONTIER TAIL BLAZER
Used by Old Men of the Trail to Break
Wild Horses and Stubborn Women


Of course, I bought one. Unfortunately, it met it's demise at the hands of my extremely Vanilla ex-wife, who tossed my entire toy collection while I was at work one day. OI didn't use 'em on her, or even try, for that matter. She just didn't want 'em in "her" house. tantrum2

Oh well... c'est la vie....

Lash Le Roux
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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.Dr. Seuss

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