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Lil_miss_wayward
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Username: Lil_miss_wayward
Post Number: 30
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 - 03:09 pm: | 
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Ok thought I would share this little story with you! I found it rather funny, so I hope you all will too!
Anyways it started with the wonderful experience of christmas shopping, Craig and I were out with my parents (because we are living with them for the moment unfortunately  ) and Craig had just decided to look at some books in WHSmiths which meant I could go off into another shop to look for his presents! In this other shop what is it I see? Only something Craig has wanted for a long while! It is...an EDIBLE BRA. Not for him to wear duh, but for him to eat off of me  !
I immediately buy the bra and hide it in my bag torturing poor Craig with hints and clues about one of his "special" presents. I finally give in and show him (perhaps it was the threat of a spanking that swayed my decision to tell him lol), Craig and I both get back to the car before my parents, so I make sure the bra is hidden well in the bag in the boot (trunk).
Now here is where it gets funny! Having helped get the shopping in and taking all of our bags upstairs to the bedroom I feel as though nothing in the world could go wrong, my christmas shopping is done and I have amazing presents for one special man! This is when my world stops turning and my heart stops beating, good old dad comes in from the car with a box in his hands. "Hmmm here is something else I found" he states, "It was left in the boot, must have fallen out of the bags".
"What is it dear" my mother says nonchalantly.
My dad begins to read, how I wish he could have never learnt to have read as a child.
"Edible bra...hmmm wonder what this is. Did you buy it (insert mothers name)", at this point I dash into the kitchen as though there is an emergency and I must be the heroine, I grab the box and stand there stuttering. "It's erm...erm..s s something for Craig for c c christmas. It's just a joke". By this time I am already on my way out of the room and heading towards the door which leads to the bottom of the stairs when I hear my dad say "Oh I was kinda of looking forward to eating that".
OH MY GOODNESS...like how embarressing! I don't think I can ever wear that bra now, eeeeew horrid images of dear old papa coming into my head!
Merry Christmas all and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
~lil miss Charlotte~
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah
Post Number: 545
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 - 05:25 pm: |
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AWWWWWWWW, you probably disapointed your poor ole dad thinkin he was gona have some Christmas fun.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Ftopinmichigan
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Username: Ftopinmichigan
Post Number: 266
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 08:20 am: |
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Funny story, indeed. 
As I was reading, I was thinking that when you got "your" bra out of the bag, it would be a different color or something, because your mother got the exact same item.
Since you have "that" image in your head...and you heard your dad's comment....maybe you should gift HIM with the bra. |
Lil_miss_wayward
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Username: Lil_miss_wayward
Post Number: 35
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 09:09 am: |
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LOL good idea, maybe I should gift him with the bra . However I know he will only misuse the gift, probably sit down eating it by himself while watching some scfi show lol
What a waste of a bra 
~lil miss Charlotte~
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Ftopinmichigan
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Username: Ftopinmichigan
Post Number: 268
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 10:08 am: |
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You're probably right! |
Carly
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Username: Carly
Post Number: 12
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 01:17 am: |
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thank you for that laugh!!! OH MY GOD I haven't laughed that hard in along time!!! Great Story!!!
Carly |
Lil_miss_wayward
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Username: Lil_miss_wayward
Post Number: 44
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 07:08 am: |
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Glad you enjoyed it Carly
~lil miss Charlotte~
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