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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 602
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 - 05:12 pm: | 
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The Pasta Diet ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND......
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 270
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 12:57 am: |
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Hey the Greeks have had it right since the dawn of time - live your life in moderation. Enjoy what you want but don't indulge, drink if you so choose but don't overdo it, exercise regularly but don't drive yourself into the ground, be pround of your accomplishments, but never exhibit hubris} (after all, Agamemnon's fatal flaw was stepping on the red carpet, a color sacred to the gods, on his triumph post-victory.) See, he was prund enough to walk on the carpet without taking off his boots and died because of his "over-doing it." Listen to the Greeks man, they did something right - how many works have survived?
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 236
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 12:10 pm: |
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Shylah....that was to funny!!! 
I'm going to learn a new language now!!! |
Reader_girl
New member
Username: Reader_girl
Post Number: 43
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 05:40 pm: |
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Hmm...if I stop speaking English and start speaking French, will that make me sexier, or just healthier?
 Sorry, I crack myself up.
Reader Girl
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 279
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 09:40 pm: |
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probably a little bit of both, LOL
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Ziggy
Supreme Spanko
Username: Ziggy
Post Number: 2252
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 - 10:38 am: |
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I like you pasta diet LOL
when caught run faster then him !!
I am a TA junkie !!
Hubbie is due back home in march.................pout stomp !!!
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 311
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 01:51 am: |
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Dude, pasta rules. I eat it a lot with salad and obviously some sort of sauce, but then I get so sick of it - I go through phases... like with soda, I do the dew everyday for like 3 months straight and then can't look at it again for another 3 months... and so the cycle goes.
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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