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Littlelotte
New member
Username: Littlelotte
Post Number: 18
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 12:28 am: | 
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I'm working on a list of 101 (silly) things I've learned from my spankings to put up on my website, and I wondered if anyone else had some funny spanking knowledge they'd like to share. So far, I have:
(In no particular order, cuz that would be too much work.)
1) When being spanked with the hair brush, frantically grabbing the paddle and threatening Reese with your "bigger implement" is not the best idea.
2) When asked if you want a spanking, saying "Yes, but not from you," is apparently not an actual deterrent.
3) Reese WILL NOT remember you deserve a spanking in two days.
4) Unless, of course, you tease him about the fact that he will forget said spanking. THEN he'll remember. *Grumble*
5) Spankings DO NOT accumulate. If Reese asks if you'd prefer a hard spanking now, or on Tuesday, ALWAYS go for Tuesday. Because if you take it now, he'll find something else to spank you for on Tuesday, anyway.
6) Playing with Reese's man-nipples generally earn you more spankings than you like to even think about. *Shudder*
7) DO NOT tell people that Reese sucks his thumb while he sleeps and expect to get away with it.
8) Ditto on telling people he is afraid of the dark.
9) Disagreeing with Reese's mother (even though she was obviously wrong) will earn you a damn hard spanking.
10) Contrary to popular belief, very sneakily stealing the keys and un-handcuffing yourself without letting Reese notice is NOT a skill he approves of.
11) Reese doesn't think it's funny or cute when you log in as him and change stuff under his name on the website. Well, he does think it's funny, but he'll spank you for it anyway.
12) Similarly, doing something against the rules that is at the same time really, REALLY funny still earns you a spanking.
"I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely."
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1266
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 10:01 am: |
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Placing your hand behind you to protect your bottom while he is wielding a wooden implement is not the smartest of moves.
Saying he wouldnt dare spank you in public is the quickest way to make sure he does.
Telling him you've been a perfect angel and dont deserve a spanking will only make him laugh.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 642
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 11:43 am: |
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Giving him your BEST innocent look does not work.
Hiding his keys...not good.
Telling people he snores, then demonstrating, gets you spanked.
Telling people he snores gets you spanked anyway so might as well demonstrate.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 188
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 12:28 pm: |
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Just saying I dare you to spank me will get you spanked no matter where you are.
Moving out of place during a spanking wll make him start all over.
Calling him names during a spanking will not stop him but give him extra engery to contuine
Laughing as he is trying to get you over his knee will not stop him but will only increase his determintion.
Not exactly telling the truth but not lying either are grounds for an immediate spanking
I will ahve to think some more because baby I have thru this list in my head at least 100 times. And each time swearing I will never do that
Love can't always be seen or hear but will always be felt with your heart
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Itchy
Advanced Spanko
Username: Itchy
Post Number: 661
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 05:04 pm: |
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biteing his ankles whilst ova his knee is NOT a good idea and neither is pulling hairs out of his leg ....ditto with oh look wot i found under the bed
"Evaluation has replaced torture as the primary means of social control"
Foccoult
ohhh how boring
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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 647
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 05:17 pm: |
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Tieing his shoelaces together does not produce a favorable reaction.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Littlelotte
New member
Username: Littlelotte
Post Number: 19
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 06:24 pm: |
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Heh heh heh. I like these! I can't decide if I should learn from you guys, or just try yours out myself!
"I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely."
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Kennysspankee
Spanko
Username: Kennysspankee
Post Number: 130
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 06:54 pm: |
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That's too hard!!! Doesn't work anymore, cause he doesn't think so. It used to scare him and make him ease up.
Oh! Not that one, that one hurts too much!! Only makes him use it harder. |
Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 191
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 08:13 pm: |
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When he says it looks like my girl needs a spanking and you stick out your tongue- yes you will be inspecting the carpet
"Accidently" spilling hot coffee on him -you will found out just how hot he can make your butt.
When cooking give him the burn part and when he asked how did this happen your answer is I was on the computer will get you OTK faster than you can say hard drive.
Turning on the dishwasher just as he is getting in the shower and than turning it off when you hear him scream- will get you butt in the air faster than you can say "Did that burn you hun"
Laughing at him when he has no clothes on and is standing in a very cold room- Don't need to expalin that one you butt will be warm soon
Love can't always be seen or hear but will always be felt with your heart
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 373
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 01:51 am: |
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Not to get smart with Jake, nor gie him the middle finger... now that surly gets his attention and I am directly oer his knee, the ottoman, or bent over the house. Lt's just say that although I do this frequntly, I still do on occations and get the spanking of my life for it, LOL!
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Beachley
Advanced Spanko
Username: Beachley
Post Number: 291
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 05:11 pm: |
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Trying to cover my bottom with a pillow only gets it wacked harder when the pillow is jerked away.
Saying it is none of your business to Mr. B gets immediate OTK results.
If Mr. B wants to spank for any reason, there is not a darn thing I can do about it.
The Spice of Life is having my OWN WAY!! A spanking would be nice.
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 197
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 06:43 pm: |
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Wiggling your nake butt around when he is trying to get his belt in his pants loops will result in a belt across said nake butt
Trying to pretend your are sleep when he sent you upstairs to get ready will not delay the spanking
Love can't always be seen or hear but will always be felt with your heart
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Spankingcouple
Spanko
Username: Spankingcouple
Post Number: 85
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 06:46 pm: |
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i have done that before....OUCH!! i got it much harder.. |
Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 207
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, February 10, 2006 - 08:06 pm: |
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Scream my butt is hot enough will only make him more determined to make sure that your butt is roasted to well done.
Putting cream on your butt os that his hand slides off isn't funny - it makes the spanks hurt more
Plastic bubble wrap taped to your ass may sound cool when he lands the first strick but not after he rips the stuff off so now he is spanking on fresh skin but skin that is also raw from the tape. smart move
Funny how I know all this - because I tried each and everyone of them including the bubble wrap
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Rosie_bottom
New member
Username: Rosie_bottom
Post Number: 10
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 04:59 am: |
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Never, ever say "Is this supposed to hurt?" or "It's not fair." Never, ever wear a bright red top - he will spank you until your butt matches it.
Thank you Sir from the heart of my bottom.
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Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 208
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 10:31 am: |
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Rosie bottom,
My husband calls me red most people think it'sbecause I have red hair but always says no it'sbecause she's red on top and bottom and he does mean my bottom. There were times he spanked me that my bottom actaually was redder than my hair
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 388
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 06:45 am: |
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Well said Beachley, Redhinney, and Rosie. Well done! BRAVA!
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 215
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 11:35 am: |
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Telling him no fair I just got spanked will result in him saying I guess you didn't learn so I have to spank harder.
Telling him no fair that happened two weeks ago spanking limit has expired will result in a spanking and some other punishement for hiding hte truth from him.
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Rosie_bottom
New member
Username: Rosie_bottom
Post Number: 13
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 01:39 pm: |
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I often say "Oh but that's not fair" it always earns me more spanking. I just can't seem to keep my mouth shut. 
Thank you Sir from the heart of my bottom.
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Littlelotte
New member
Username: Littlelotte
Post Number: 22
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 01:42 pm: |
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As of yesterday, I have now learned that asking him to get one of his (Cute, male) coworker's number for me will lead to a spanking.
Who knew???
"I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely."
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Jasmine_1958
New member
Username: Jasmine_1958
Post Number: 3
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 05:36 pm: |
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I bit him on the leg once, also Itchy. Really not a good idea, but gave my butt a break, just until I was repositioned on the bed... |
Hunny
Advanced Spanko
Username: Hunny
Post Number: 1622
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 01:24 am: |
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Throwing a snow ball at the back of his head in never a good idea!
Running from a spanking only makes it worse especially after you run into a wall.
Poking him when he is trying to sleep will result in a spanking
Telling his friends that he slept with a teddy bear until he was 12 can result in him telling his friends that he spanks you then showing them. 
Sashaying around a dance floor in a very short dress with 50 men watching you while he is mad at you can result in a public spanking.
I have tried all of them and I guess that is why I get spanked so much...
I'm just a little angel...sometimes!
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 419
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:18 pm: |
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LOL Hunny, too funny... oh and I forgot to mention when I try to cover, he just holds my hand back and puts a leg over me so I have no chance of moving, and then he just spanks harder. I try hard not to cover but sometimes I just can't resist.
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Jasmine_1958
New member
Username: Jasmine_1958
Post Number: 43
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, February 23, 2006 - 09:49 am: |
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Way too funny, Hunny! Sounds like some of the things I would do. |
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