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Pagan
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 339
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 05:26 pm: | 
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I thought I'd post something more lighthearted. I wrote this last year. Someone had suggested that erotic spanking was 'spanking lite' - and they got my back up. This came to me in a rush.
Ross, Bushwacker and Sweetbrat are nics from another site. Although now...I do know them. 
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Background…several years ago, Molson Canadian (beer) ran a very successful ad campaign called “The Rant”. Here is my version. The original is posted below…
Hey,
I’m not a sub, or a slave.
I don’t have a Top, or a Dom, or even a Master.
And I don’t know Ross, Bushwhacker or Sweetbrat from Canada. Although I’m certain they’re really, really nice.
I have a lover, not a disciplinarian.
I speak of pleasure and banter, not submission.
And I pronounce it about, not aboot.
I can proudly top from the bottom.
I believe in self-discipline, not rules.
Orgasms! Not bruises.
And that the hand is a truly proud and noble implement!
A threat is flirtation.
A spanking is a reward.
And it is pronounced Zed! Not Zee, Zed!
Erotic spanking is the second oldest pleasure ,
the finest form of foreplay,
and the best route to orgasm.
My name is Pagan!
And I am a (Canadian) bottom!
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Molson Canadian's 'The Rant'
Hey,
I'm not a lumber jack, or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada. Although I'm sure certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it about, not aboot.
I can proudly sew my countries flag on my back pack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing.
Diversity! Not assimilation.
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A toque is hat.
A chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced Zed! Not Zee, Zed!
Canada is the second largest land mass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
My name is Joe!
And I am Canadian!
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For anyone who'd like to see the actual ad...It still cracks me up, even though it must be close to a decade old.
http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/therant/rant.html
Naturally, a few highly PC people got their knickers in a knot because this could be viewed at "anti-American". It ran pre 9/11, BTW.
While Molson's polite corporate response pretty much boiled down to "All in fun. Relax - and have a beer", I personally think "blow me" was more appropriate. (Which is Canadian for "whatever").
Joe was even listed as one of the most famous Canadians, which says a lot about how seriously we take hockey and beer. http://www.uni.ca/135reasons.html |
Ziggy
Supreme Spanko
Username: Ziggy
Post Number: 2639
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 01, 2006 - 11:05 pm: |
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so funny pagen,
I don't mind authority, I just can't stand to be told what to do LOL
when caught run faster than him,
I am a TA junkie !!
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