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Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 379
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 08:50 am: | 
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We all used soem strange things when either getting or receiving a spanking. What has been the strangest and if you can tells the how when and why. For example:
Once when I was still a hospital based RN we had to d a physical inventory ofsupplies at a hospital that the healtcare system I worked for had brought. So one saturday all the nurse managers and directors went to this small hospital and each of us took a section. Bill came along as my spare eyes. He not being anurse or anything healthcare didn't know what anything was named so he came up with his own names. By the middle of the morning I was just about at my limit. I told him so and in no time falt he ripped open a IV tubing package and flipped me over,pulled down my panties and proceeded to whip my butt with this plastic tubing (way OChie) I had to give him my oanties and before the day was over he did it again just to make sure that my new found great mood would last. Several days later I found that dam IV tubing in our toy box.
So I told you mind whatabout you telling your's
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Sassyaawaa
Spanko
Username: Sassyaawaa
Post Number: 82
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 09:17 am: |
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Hmmmmmmmm, Red ~ I am going to have to give this some thought ~ but I can tell you this much, I am glad that we don't have any of that IV Tubing around here!! Owie for sure!!  |
Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 171
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 11:01 am: |
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My ex disliked spanking me because it was loud. Admittedly, I don't like being loud, but for a nice thrashing, I found I could make an exception ^^;. So I set out to find something he could spank me with that wouldn't make noise.
He had given me this necklace, one of those chunky chainy ones that teenagers wear. (Kind of a skater boy sort of thing). And so we tried that.
It was quiet. I wasn't. It was a very intense toy with a lot of wraparound and a very sharp bite. But it was always just a little too sharp to be pleasurable for a fun spanking. I would probably be afraid to see what that thing would do punitively. (But yet, I kind of wish I still had the necklace ^^; )
However, in liberating myself from him, I threw out the necklace. kind of a pity, that.  |
Pagan
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 383
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 12:33 pm: |
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I got (playfully) spanked with a large universal remote once, for changing the channel from a football game to HGTV. 
I made him work for it though - it took a good 2 - 3 minutes to liberate said controller from my death grip (arms WAYYYYYYYY under couch).
He got the converter, and then he got me.  |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 248
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 01:15 pm: |
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We were in a Home Depot one time buying base molding for our den. Since no one was in the aisle, "R" thought it would be "cute" to try it out on my butt (ooowww) 
But at home, it varies.....One time we were in the basement and he was working on something or another - my mouth must have gotten in the way. Since there is a saw-horse down there, he flipped me over it, jeans and panties down, and spanked me a few times with this metal-type spatula (I think it is used for plastering)-OUCHIE!! A quick lesson in how NOT to bother the "weekend" carpenter with sassy remarks!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 249
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 02:02 pm: |
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Geezz.....Hubby just called and told me that he has a present for me!!! **He is an auditor and tonight he is bringing home a ruler someone gave him - oohhh great! Apparently this thing is a wee-bit on the thick side (so he tells me). Now, doesn't it go to show you that couples into the spanking lifestyle look at ALL kinds of things as spanking implements?
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2090
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 02:04 pm: |
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Oh my gosh, yes Pink. I know that plaster scraper thingy!! I don't know what it is called either, but it is OW!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 250
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 03:40 pm: |
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that's it!!!!! its the plaster scraper thingy!!!!!! damn.....damn....I will never mouth off to him in the basement again!! **unless of course I hide that wicked thing
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Otter
New member
Username: Otter
Post Number: 13
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 03:48 pm: |
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The first time hubby ever spanked me he used the scabbard of his short sword. Then the second time he used the flat of that same (unsharpened) sword. That was not fun.
Other than that, the only unusual thing I can think of is once he used a popsicle stick. That was surprisingly stingy. It was like being pecked to death by a duck or being punished by being popped with a towel.
Speaking of rulers, I just found a flexible rubber one at Freddie's and picked it up instead of the 5 gallon paint stirrer. Now that I got it home, I am having second thoughts but if I don't tell him I bought it today, that would be considered dishonesty.... what is a girl to do...?
"It was something magic out of something frightening. That's how I live my life, I take it as it comes. In my mind I see the rocking horse inside the tree." -Sara Evans
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Fireman_chris
Spanko
Username: Fireman_chris
Post Number: 58
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 06, 2006 - 07:13 pm: |
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The first time I ever played, I was woefully short on proper implements, so I took, among other things, a flexible curve-drawing tool from my days as an architecture student. It was a bout a half inch square, rubber material with some sort of bendable metal core that would allow it to hold a shape but still be flexible. My playmates were quite interested in seeing how it felt, but once they did, they were quite interested in avoiding it.
Unfortunately, it didn't hold up well and by the end of the weekend, the metal had broken through the rubber and it had to be tossed.
As you slide down the banisters of life
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Old Irish Proverb
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Poofette
Spanko
Username: Poofette
Post Number: 71
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 07, 2006 - 02:29 am: |
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Do any of you have that soft arm rest on your computer table? It's supposed to HELP you. It has a rubber side underneath and is pretty heavy.....Yea, that thing is way too handy. |
Pillow_girl
New member
Username: Pillow_girl
Post Number: 21
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 07, 2006 - 10:45 pm: |
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the fly swatter, it stings like nothing i ever had used on me, not only on my panties and bare butt but the upper parts of my legs, talk about being made to dance, Hubby can just flick it back and forth and it will light you up in an instant and worse they can be bought in almost any dollar store we must have a 5 year supply of them!!!! 
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Sassyaawaa
Spanko
Username: Sassyaawaa
Post Number: 88
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 07, 2006 - 11:40 pm: |
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I bought a fly swatter just for the heck of it but it was way too flimsy. I have to find an industrial one 
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2094
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, April 08, 2006 - 12:35 pm: |
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You need a firm plastic flyswatter with a sturdy handlee on it. We have one with a metal handle on it, and it is VERY stingy and also VERY quiet (for those of us with children) It doesn't leave any lasting marks, but it really does a good job.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 198
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 07:00 pm: |
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Have you got one of those reflective triangles in your car boot, you know the hting you are suposed to walk fifty yards down the road with and place it there while you change your flat tyre. don't make me laugh, If you do that, the first guy that comes along wil stop and pick it up and drive off. Anyway, its made of hard plastic and I accidentaly drove over the one thats suposed to be in the boot of my wifes car! Two sides wer totally destroyed leaving one side in perfect order, brand spanking new! She wa snot chuffed with me, and my bum was shining as much as the cataphoques on that thing. so be careful and if your going to break it, do a good job and make dust of it!
All depends on how you feel and if your right or left handed
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Gypsygirl
Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 163
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 08:01 pm: |
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I don't know what you actually call it but I've got one of those things that you use to get rid of hard skin on the feet. It's about as long as a hairbrush, plastic, with a proper handle, flat and about 2 inches wide. It doesn't sound much but when you think that the business end is covered in some sort of rough black substance that is strong enough to rub the dead skin off your heels - I'm telling you, you only need a few smacks with that and you know all about it. |
Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 409
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 08:42 pm: |
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Me
I havn't heard anyone call it a boot since we came back from Ireland. In the USA it's a truck or if you have the car I do it's called the deck at least that' what the dashboard light says to let me know it's open and my care came with one of those plastic thing and it broke into a thousand pieces
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Me_home_here
Advanced Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 209
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 02:34 am: |
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I have a van and I just call it the back of the van. Take my advice Redhinney. dont buy a new triangle!
All depends on how you feel and if your right or left handed
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Me_home_here
Advanced Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 210
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 02:38 am: |
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Gypsygirl, I think they call it a "rasp" thats a nasty thing to have your bottom spanked with, its the sort of thing that can break the skin easily. Just you remember that I have my first aid certificate and a tube of germoline
All depends on how you feel and if your right or left handed
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Gypsygirl
Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 174
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 07:15 am: |
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Thank you Doctor 
It's not a metal one, just some black composite stuff so it's not as bad as it sounds and we don't let it get to the breaking skin stage, just a few smacks is enough to have me squirming and begging him to stop. What's fun (NOT) is to use it a couple of times after a spanking, sliding that across a sore bottom is torturous
I forsee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Me_home_here
Advanced Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 228
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 07:18 am: |
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ooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
All depends on how you feel and if your right or left handed
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Gypsygirl
Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 176
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 07:30 am: |
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Yes, that's more or less what I say at the time.
I forsee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Me_home_here
Advanced Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 230
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 07:35 am: |
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All depends on how you feel and if your right or left handed
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Uh_oh
New member
Username: Uh_oh
Post Number: 12
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 09:47 am: |
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ive been spanked with a coat hanger....hurt like helllll. not a metal one and it wasnt plastic, it was like a really weird varnished wooden type. i made my mentor really really mad and that was the closest thing around. oppss lol |
Tansy
New member
Username: Tansy
Post Number: 9
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 02:21 pm: |
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i was really annoying my boyfriend while he was on the computer...well, i wanted attention and he was ignoring me. so, obviously, i had to cover his eyes, sing loudly, poke him, pinch him, bite him, pull the computer plug out etc....um...yes. so i ended up in the corner and he spanked me with this weird thing that came from his computer (he built it)...it was a cable i think, but flat bendy plastic, about an inch and a half across, with a hard plastic thingy on the end. like i said, weird. i was nose to the wall and didnt know what was coming...he only gave me a couple with it (moved on to the hairbrush) but it was awful and the hard bit cut me....it wasnt fun.... |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 324
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 02:39 pm: |
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Sounds like you were bratting big time!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Tansy
New member
Username: Tansy
Post Number: 11
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 04:27 pm: |
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I thought i was being quite endearing...
well it started out cute but got...less cute! i just hate being ignored when i'm feeling friendly...
the other weird thing i just remembered was a miniature maori war club (like a thick, carved wooden paddle)...it was heavy as hell and i had awful bruises...that was my first proper spanking from him! ^_^; |
Otter
Spanko
Username: Otter
Post Number: 76
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 09:59 am: |
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okay, last night I got spanked with, if not the strangest, at least the most ironic implement I can think of.
I was getting it quite enthusiastically with the rubber ruler (he was going at it full force, swinging with the entire length of his arm) when I guess he was frustrated with the lack of weight in each stroke. So he grabs a book. Better, apparently, but still not heavy enough. I think he wanted a paddle but we don't have one.
So he goes looking for a bigger book and comes up with one about 6" x 9" and about 1 1/4 inches thick. This he uses to lay into me with much vigor and all his arm strength for about 30 strokes the last ten of which I had to count.
But here's the kicker. The name of that book? Front Line Feminism, 1970-1990. I think it's his idea of a joke...
o*
"It was something magic out of something frightening. That's how I live my life, I take it as it comes. In my mind I see the rocking horse inside the tree." -Sara Evans
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Victoria_wood
Spanko
Username: Victoria_wood
Post Number: 89
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:33 am: |
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Otter,
That is hilarious!!
He needs to get a paddle. The book will tire our his arm too much, doncha think? Check out Hanson Paddles aka Paddlewerks online.
Cheers,
Victoria
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Otter
Spanko
Username: Otter
Post Number: 77
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 11:41 am: |
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Yes, Victoria, I do think the book will tire out his arm faster than a paddle.
That is why, for once, I am keeping my fool mouth shut! 
"It was something magic out of something frightening. That's how I live my life, I take it as it comes. In my mind I see the rocking horse inside the tree." -Sara Evans
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Cricket
New member
Username: Cricket
Post Number: 2
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 08:51 pm: |
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I was once spanked with a book too. It was rather fitting as the reason for the spanking was that I had placed a glass on the book (oops, condensation).
My husbands most unusual impliment has to be the spagetti noodle strainer (like a plastic spoon with forklike projections on one side for pulling noodles out of the pot). In fact he likes it so well, I had to buy a new one for the kitchen. He says he likes it because it is versatile (great, a creative dom). He also likes it because it is like the kool-aid spoon in that it leaves a pattern. Not smiley faces, it's little polka-dot threesomes.
With a child at home, the good news is that it's quiet (but I'm not - it's owwie!) |
Little_miss
New member
Username: Little_miss
Post Number: 2
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, May 13, 2006 - 10:56 am: |
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the most unusual implement that me and my bf ever used was actually just a few days ago. i was joking around and smacked him with a plastic chopstick. In response he bent me over the bed and spanked me with it. Even over my jeans, it was almost unbearable! it felt like a switch
"Lately it just seems to me like we have the letters ADD branded into our mentality"
~Reliant K
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Kennysspankee
Spanko
Username: Kennysspankee
Post Number: 196
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 03:59 pm: |
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I was thinking about plastic knitting needles. If a plastic chopstick feels like a switch, what about knitting needles? Has anyone ever tried them? They come in various thicknesses,too. Our neighborhood second hand store had a very good selection, think I'll get a few tomorrow. |
Victoria_wood
Spanko
Username: Victoria_wood
Post Number: 104
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 01:51 pm: |
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M just smacked me with the branch of a banana plant. It hurt!! She saved it and has promised me a thrashing. Uh oh! There is also some bamboo in our new yard. Yikes!!
Cheers,
Victoria
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Kryssi
New member
Username: Kryssi
Post Number: 40
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 02:06 pm: |
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Okay.. the weirdest thing.. you know the blinds where you have the little plastic rod to spin them open and closed.. those can come off their hook really really quickly.. and sting like crazy! That is the one and only time I have ever bruised, and it lasted about 3 days.
"I'm so tired of being here... supressed by all my childish fears"
Evanescence ~ My Immortal
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Mistydawn
New member
Username: Mistydawn
Post Number: 9
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 03:06 pm: |
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We don't have many bought implements so He uses anything he can find. He too has used the blind rod and the slats from the blind but they break we usually go through one a week but our blind was way too long and we have loads! Coathangers ,Fish slice clothes washing liquid bottle just the nearest thing to hand . The funniest thing was his penis, not very effective but incredibly funny. |
Victoria_wood
Spanko
Username: Victoria_wood
Post Number: 106
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 03:08 pm: |
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Yikes on the blinds handle!!!
Misty -- you should buy him some spanking implements ... it would probably improve your sessions. Does he use his belt?
Cheers,
Victoria
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Mistydawn
New member
Username: Mistydawn
Post Number: 11
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 04:08 pm: |
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Yep he uses his belt. That was the only thing he used before I discovered submission. He found it kind of wrong to do but cos I wanted it he did it but not very often He's still not keen on the belt as he feels he has less control and often when it's at full wack it twists and I get the edge which hurts like hell(as though the normal belt doesn't hey).
Also I have an issue . I have sourced hundreds of potential toys but really want him to chose them. One I think it's his right to chose and two he needs to get off his fat arse and do some of the leg work in this relationship. OOPs do you think that might get me a spanking !!
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Kennysspankee
Spanko
Username: Kennysspankee
Post Number: 198
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2006 - 08:39 pm: |
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I bought plastic knitting needles, a set of #6, # 7, and #5. They're just like a switch. # 6 and 7 being the whippiest and stingiest. One at a time and a bunch together like a birch, holy crap! I also got a set of 14" bamboo chopsticks. They sting pretty bad too. I highly recommend these items for your toybox. |
Weasel
New member
Username: Weasel
Post Number: 13
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Monday, June 12, 2006 - 05:30 pm: |
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The Shoehorn. Walmart shoe dep't. $1.49. It's about 20" long, 2" wide, and made of a flippy-whippy plastic. It makes a nice "smack" when it strikes. |
Bailey
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Username: Bailey
Post Number: 18
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, June 12, 2006 - 08:50 pm: |
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I think mine was probably the cat toy that consisted of a rope with lots of knots on it. He didn't believe me that it hurt as bad as he did but when he tried it on his leg I could tell it was an effort for him not to yell out OWWW.
Bailey
"She makes love just like a woman ... but she breaks just like a little girl."
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Sarahsbrat
New member
Username: Sarahsbrat
Post Number: 10
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 15, 2006 - 05:36 am: |
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Okay maybe a little mundane but a three foot long wooden spoon! The spoon part is round and 8 inches across. Stings like a sunnagun!
Not just any naughty brat...Sarahsbrat
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Czechmate
New member
Username: Czechmate
Post Number: 3
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 15, 2006 - 07:11 pm: |
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A Biscuit tin lid, a video casette box, a cardboard poster tube, a curtain tie-back, a plastic ruler, a fish slice and the folded leaves of a Phormium plant..
... I really should plan better. |
Bigmischiefmaker
New member
Username: Bigmischiefmaker
Post Number: 3
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 01:17 pm: |
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I was spanked in the back seat of my car with the seat belt! |
Ctspanker34
New member
Username: Ctspanker34
Post Number: 10
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 04:35 pm: |
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I recently improvised and used the leather band of one of my wristwatches as a mini-strap to back down from a particularly intense session without stopping the fun entirely. Surprised us both with how enjoyable it was. |
Katie_spades
Supreme Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 534
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, June 17, 2006 - 12:33 am: |
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hmmm... i think I'd have to go with a magazine... that was probably the strangest I think?
The Princess of Spanking
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