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Me_home_here
New member
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 42
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 06:32 pm: | 
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I love to be massaged, no, really, a real massage. I'm told by two or three ladies that I have had the pleasure to give a massage to, that I'm really good at it and "as often as possible please". I use the firm method, where you use either oil or talk. If you have tired muscles or heavy legs, aching feet, pain in the neck and shoulders and lower back, its the best method. A good massage takes at least an hour,if you are to do a good job. I usually end a massage with a spanking, which I believe is just a massage applied a little more firmly. No one has ever complained. everybody sleeps better afterwards too |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2162
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:26 pm: |
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Where does the queue begin?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 29
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:31 pm: |
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Behind me  |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2163
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:42 pm: |
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Heck NO!!!!!!!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 31
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:47 pm: |
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Why not?! Promise not to take too long, we'll be finished by Saturday.  |
Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 395
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 09:09 pm: |
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AS the oldest in the group I go first. I love massages and if you ask my age I will only admit to being old enough
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2165
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 09:41 pm: |
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Wait a darn minute.....I asked FIRST!!! and I was only being polite by asking, now I am pushing my way to the front.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1540
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 10:00 pm: |
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Too late...I'm already there! 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 35
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 02:47 am: |
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If we start squabbling he might lose his concentration and we'll end up putting him off his stroke. |
Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 51
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 02:55 am: |
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Don't worry about my "stroke", I am a good dancer, I play the guitar, so the rythme is no problem, please undress and lie on the bed. Talc or oil? |
Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 52
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 02:56 am: |
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If you ladies squabble to much, I'll get my toys out and calm a few of you down |
Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 36
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 03:07 am: |
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And that's supposed to put us off? HAHAHAHA You'll have a queue that goes round the block now.
I want oil by the way. |
Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 54
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 03:15 am: |
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do you know what "queue" in french means? I though polite people say the size does'nt matter!
Ok one for the oil. Arganier oil is the best. comes from morrocco and is from the arganier tree or commonly know as goat trees
Its like work. the harder its done the better it is!!!!!!!
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Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 55
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 03:16 am: |
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I saw somewhere that one of you ladies has a problem with drying skin in the cold weather. Arganier oil is a very good protection from this.
Its like work. the harder its done the better it is!!!!!!!
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2169
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:03 am: |
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queue in French means tail, or back end. I am the one who used it first in this thread and know both the British and French meanings of the word thus the double entendre. Therefore I win, am first in line and would like my oil warmed.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 39
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:10 am: |
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I don't speak French at all but I looked it up and according to what I found, 'queue' means 'dick'. If I'm right, I'm going to sneak in before you! |
Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 64
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:32 am: |
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REPONSE CORRECT. BRAVO
Its like work. the harder its done the better it is!!!!!!!
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 41
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:39 am: |
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Me first. Me first. Me first.
Isn't the Net wonderful? Look at all the interesting things one can learn? |
Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 399
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 11:40 am: |
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Ok I think this problem can be solved the good old fashion way. Fanny because you have been on the fourm longer you can go frist Followed by Wolfie or in which ever order you two joined than me and all you new guys fight it out amount yourselfs. Sorry Gypsy but it looks like you towards the end of the line. After all we ahve to be fair.
I would like a little lavender in my oil helps me relax and warm it just enough to feel warm but not burn.
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2171
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 12:05 pm: |
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well, if you are going to cheat and use the internet and use slang terms.....the literal translation is tail, and I didn't need the internet. I have been taking french lessons
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 42
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 01:34 pm: |
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I wasn't cheating, I was just broadening my education and seeing as Me asked the question in response to the comment 'you'll have a queue that goes round the corner' I'm sure he was thinking of the slang term. But just to show how adult I can be about things, OK, I'll wait my turn, he can practise on all of you first, then he'll be all supple and ready for me when it's my turn. |
Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 66
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 01:43 pm: |
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Hey there's no need to fight, I'm fit and healthy, and I really like giving massages. Other than that. there are lots of words you use and it would surprise you to know what those things mean here
Its like work. the harder its done the better it is!!!!!!!
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Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 400
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 07:48 pm: |
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Fanny,
That's great I think we all need to know a second and third language. When I was growing up in iltay I spoke very little english and that explains why my grammer and spelling is so bad but I still talk both languages I can't write in both of them anymore but as long as I can speak it I'm fine
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Ladygator2904
Spanko
Username: Ladygator2904
Post Number: 65
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 07:58 pm: |
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ich zuerst......
A woman`s heart is filled with an ocean of secrets!
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 47
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 08:04 pm: |
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Engish is my mother tongue but I can read, write and talk fluently in another language, it's just that it's not French. Hence the 'cheat'. And I can accept a massage (or a spanking) in whatever language you care to name.  |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1548
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 09:47 pm: |
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I only know one language....BRAT!
Which means that I get to go first. Any objections?
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 48
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 04:59 am: |
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Nice doggy *pet, pet
OK, OK, I give in (un)gracefully. No need to get your hackles up |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1551
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 09:04 am: |
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OH what an ugly picture Wolfie.
You can't go at all - won't all that oil make your fur all sort of clump together.
However, I'd be willing to take your place.
Thank you for the offer Me_Home_Here.
THIS POST IS FROM BEACHLEY - WOLFIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COMPUTER WHEN YOU WERE HEAR? EVERY TIME I GO TO POST YOUR NAME AND PASSWORD IS IN MY BOX ALREADY AND IF I DON'T REMEMBER TO CHANGE IT YOU POST AND NOT ME!!!!! THIS COULD GET VERY CONFUSING
(Message edited by wolfie on April 22, 2006)
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Redhinney
Advanced Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 402
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 09:12 am: |
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Wolfie,
Nice wolfie, you can go frist and you know what I don't really need a masage you can take my place and go again
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1552
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 01:51 pm: |
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Wow, that came out bigger than I expected. 
Im just teasing ladies...guess some 4 foot fangs really do the trick. I'll have to remember this the next time I need to throw my weight around as moderator.
Ann, all I did was sign into the Den under my own name. Check the top box, and if it says "signed in as wolfie", change it to your own password. If that doesnt fix it I'll have to ask Bethie...it could be a mod thing. 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Pussycat
New member
Username: Pussycat
Post Number: 3
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 10:03 am: |
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It's not an ugly picture - it's just beautiful ! |
Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 98
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 06:01 pm: |
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I only massage ladies. Think about that.
I'll explain if you dont know
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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