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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 821
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 05:25 pm: | 
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DA VINCI CODE
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey,
so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick !
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Reader_girl
Spanko
Username: Reader_girl
Post Number: 128
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:06 pm: |
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Oh, Shylah! 
Reader Girl
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 394
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:26 pm: |
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OMG Now that is FUNNY!!
Shylah where in the world do you get this stuff???
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 395
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:33 pm: |
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Even K thought it was funny...I had to cut and paste it and e-mail it to him....he said it doesn't make up for your earlier remarks!! But he liked it!!  |
Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 823
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:59 pm: |
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What if I promised some of my SPECIAL HOME MADE APPLE CRISP??
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 398
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 07:28 pm: |
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That might just do it....that is IF I tell him you would make him some Apple Crisp. |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1641
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 09:45 pm: |
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The heck with K, make me some apple crisp! 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 791
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 04:26 am: |
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Did someone say apple crisp?  |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 353
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 07:49 am: |
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I agree!!!! APPLE CRISP!!!!
 (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese)
**loved the joke too**
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 825
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 08:34 am: |
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IF???
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 403
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 09:41 am: |
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NOW see what you started??? We ALL want apple crisp!!! and yes I said IF!!! |
Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 828
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 09:59 am: |
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If you ask me nicely...I'll post the recipe.
NICELY
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 408
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:12 am: |
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Ohhh please...pretty please with a cherry on top!!! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2241
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:33 am: |
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no recipe Shylah, we want home delivery, but we will all have to agree to purchase out our vanilla ice cream or whipped cream to top (LOL) it with.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 832
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:56 am: |
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The only way I could deliver is swimming it over.
It would get soggy.
APPLE CRISP (my OWN recipe!)
* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 2 cups rolled oats
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
* 1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar
* 1 1/2 cups butter
* 2 quarts peeled, cored and sliced apples
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. In a large bowl, combine the flour, oatmeal, cinnamon, nutmeg and brown sugar. Cut butter into mixture until crumbly.
3. Take half of the mixture and pat it into the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish.
4. Cover crumb mixture with apple slices, then sprinkle apple slices with remaining crumb mixture.
5. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 45 to 50 minutes or until apples are tender.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2247
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 12:10 pm: |
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Don't they have mail service in that third world country you are living in, Sylah?!?!?
Thanks for the recipe, it sounds delicious.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Fireman_chris
Spanko
Username: Fireman_chris
Post Number: 106
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 01:03 pm: |
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Mmmm, that sounds good. We'll have to try it when I get home (leaving for a weekend trip in a few hours).
Thanks for sharing, Shylah.
As you slide down the banisters of life
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Old Irish Proverb
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Gypsygirl
Advanced Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 238
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 01:51 pm: |
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Shylah, your recipe sounds very much like Apple Crumble which is an old traditional English dish. It doesn't have the mix on the bottom though just on the top and it doesn't have oats in it. I do it with slices of apple alternated with sugar and cinnamon then topped with a mix of flour, sugar and butter, stick in oven until the top is 'crumbly'. Sounds basically the same doesn't it? And yes, it would be soggy if you had to swim it over, but seeing as I am in England as well, I could volunteer to taste it on everybody's behalf.
 To everybody not in UK.
I foresee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 411
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 02:05 pm: |
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Thanks Shylah!!! Sounds yummy..I think I will give this a try this week-end!! |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 357
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 02:06 pm: |
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Thank you for the reciple Shylah 
I am soooo jealous of you Gypsygirl...so  for tasting my piece!!!! 
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Gypsygirl
Advanced Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 242
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 03:11 pm: |
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Mmph wlpfghm! Sorry, shouldn't talk with my mouth full, bad manners. That was 'You're welcome' by the way.
I foresee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 360
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 04:07 pm: |
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 .......glad you enjoyed it!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Butterfly84
New member
Username: Butterfly84
Post Number: 44
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 02:12 pm: |
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LOL, that was hysterical!
I know I'm late here, saw "Davinci Code" as was curious, lol.
That apple crisp does sound yummy...unfortunately, I'm a mess in the kitchen, I can only imagine how I would ruin it,lol!
~*butterfly*~
Nobody suspects the butterfly...
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 561
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 03:02 pm: |
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Thats okay Butterfly....Shylah will make you some!!! |
Paddledom
New member
Username: Paddledom
Post Number: 26
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 12:24 pm: |
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makes a mental note - if a punishment is ever needed for Butterfly84 - then making her bake/cook in the kitchen would be appropriate and fun ;)
BY the way - make sure you send a slice over here |
Butterfly84
New member
Username: Butterfly84
Post Number: 49
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 08:59 pm: |
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Actually, I like to bake and even cook. It just never turns out right. So I know how to "punish" my man, if he makes me mad 
~*butterfly*~
Nobody suspects the butterfly...
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