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Me_home_here
Advanced Spanko Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 266 Registered: 04-2006
| Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 08:05 am: |
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A very chic lady was doing some shopping in view of a very upper class garden party. She had already found the dress and hat she was going to wear , the shoes were also in the bag. She just wantsd a little purse to put her platinum credit card and a little loose change for the car parc attendants. She was looking into the shop window of a well know paris accessory shop when she saw a lovely old rose pink purse. She looked closer and saw the very discrete price ticket. There must be a mistake she thought. The price announced was two thousand pounds. Two hundred , i would not say no , but thats a mistake she thought to herself. So, taking her courage and her other paper bags into her hands, she entered the shop. A nice young man of fourty something came forward and welcomed her and a "can I help you Madame"? She said , yes please, there is a very nice little purse that I like in the window. The thing is, I believe there's a problem with the ticket. There is most probably an error with the virgule. Please show me madame". said the nice young man. He followed the lady to the front of the shop and she pointed out the item in question. "There you see"? "Ah!! Yes madame". "That is a very very rare item you are looking at , and the price displayed is correct" The lady quite taken aback. But its so small and so very very expensive! "Yes madame, but its made from" and he looked right and left to make sure no one was listening. " human penis skin madame" and he closed his eyes as if to meditate on the rarety of the object. The lady had to think very hard to get to grasps so to speak with what she had just learned. Even though she was very surprised, she said. "Even so sir, it is very expensive for a small item dont you think"? The man smiled and looked at her nicely. "Well madame, if you want to look at it from an economical point of view and cross it with the practical side of this piece, then may I suggest that you get more than your moneys worth really". "Really" she said. "Yes indeed. If you take this item, a beautifully crafted purse made with a first quality materiel. Then if you stroke it gently, after just a couple of minutes you"ll find yourself with a large weekend travel bag" All depends on how you feel and if your right or left handed
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Itchy
Advanced Spanko Username: Itchy
Post Number: 1332 Registered: 08-2005
| Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 09:21 am: |
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lol classic "Evaluation has replaced torture as the primary means of social control" Foccoult ohhh how boring
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 422 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 10:57 am: |
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too Funny!!! |
Shylah
Advanced Spanko Username: Shylah
Post Number: 857 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 11:57 am: |
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OMG GROANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (LOL) Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Gypsygirl
Advanced Spanko Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 248 Registered: 04-2006
| Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 01:33 pm: |
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Ooh, I want one of those, but I'm not sure I'm fit enough to sling it over my shoulder. I foresee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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