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Batfinch
New member Username: Batfinch
Post Number: 5 Registered: 04-2006
| Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2006 - 02:32 pm: |
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I wrote this story last year: Tax Return It was Friday May 20th and Pastor Edwards was going through the papers on his desk. At the bottom of the pile was the PAYE return for the church. They only employed a caretaker but he had other employment so they needed to deduct tax and pay it over. (For folk not in the UK employers have to deduct tax from wages and pay it over to the Inland Revenue on a regular basis). John picked it up and saw the note from the treasurer “Eileen please file this on line so we get the £250 credit from the Inland Revenue” He called down to his wife “Eileen come up here” His wife stopped what she was doing and went upstairs to his study. John handed her the form. Have you filed this” he asked. “O heavens she said it needs to be filed by the 19th” “It’s the 20th” said the pastor. “O dear” said Eileen” that means we won’t get the £250 credit” “It’s worse than that” said her husband there is a £100 fine for filing the form late that’s £350 you have cost the church I think you have earned a trip across my lap before you ring Frank and tell him what you have not done” John satdown in in his chair and took his slipper off. He took her across his knee and lifted her skirt taking down her tights and white knickers as he did so WALLOP WALLOP As usual he laid it across each cheek in turn WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP Her bottom soon lost its white colour. WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP Why did she forget these things she wondered WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP Her bottom turned red the colour of the reminder they would get WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP With a flurry of spanks John finished his task and told her to pull up her tights and knickers. What ever would she say to the church treasurer? |
Batfinch
New member Username: Batfinch
Post Number: 6 Registered: 04-2006
| Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2006 - 02:33 pm: |
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As a follow up I have written this one: Tax Return 2 It was Friday May 19th and Eileen Edwards was going through the papers on his desk. She could not find the PAYE return for the church. They only employed a caretaker but he had other employment so they needed to deduct tax and pay it over. (For folk not in the UK employers have to deduct tax from wages and pay it over to the Inland Revenue on a regular basis). Last year she had forgotten it and had received a spanking from her husband for doing so. She called down to her husband and asked him where the form was as she needed to file it on line to claim the £ 250 credit from the Inland Revenue” He came up and said “O I put it in an envelope and posted it don’t want to have to pay a fine like we did last year because you forgot.” “Well” said his wife “you have just cost the church £250 as to get the credit it has to be on line. I think this year it’s your turn to pay the piper, my bedroom now.” John came upstairs to find his wife sitting on the edge of the bed hairbrush in hand “Drop them” she said John duly removed his trousers and underpants and lay across his wife’s knees WALLOP WALLOP As usual she laid it across each cheek in turn WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP His bottom soon lost its white colour. WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP Why had he not just reminded her. WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP His bottom turned red. WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP With a flurry of spanks Eileen finished his task and told him get dressed. What ever would the church treasurer say this year he wondered? |
Blistering_blonde
Spanko Username: Blistering_blonde
Post Number: 62 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2006 - 02:45 pm: |
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LOL good for the goose,good for the gander . AND she waited ALL year for that reveange |