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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 605
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 - 05:24 pm: | 
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but
if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkwench
Junior Spanko
Username: Pinkwench
Post Number: 54
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 - 11:08 pm: |
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Loved that one too, copied it off and emailed it to all my joke buddies
Pink |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1082
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 - 11:50 pm: |
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Fireman_chris
New member
Username: Fireman_chris
Post Number: 23
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, January 20, 2006 - 11:11 pm: |
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I'm never going to look at a siren the same way. Thanks!
As you slide down the banisters of life
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Old Irish Proverb
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Katie_spades
Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 256
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 04:25 am: |
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Too funny!
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Tammynx
Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 229
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 11:36 pm: |
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 To FUNNY |
Smartnnaughty
Spanko
Username: Smartnnaughty
Post Number: 325
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, January 23, 2006 - 10:27 am: |
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Fireman Chris, I LOVE your graphic. Way cool!
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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Katie_spades
Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 312
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 01:52 am: |
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No doubt Smatnnaughty... I was going to correct that typo, but then I remembered... I live in Boston, LOL...
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Ziggy
Advanced Spanko
Username: Ziggy
Post Number: 2308
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 11:19 am: |
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very funny, and you are right, I will shake my head every time I hear a siren, LOL
when caught run faster then him !!
I am a TA junkie !!
Hubbie is due back home in march.................pout stomp !!!
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