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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 626
Registered: 10-2005

Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 02:31 pm:

I like posting jokes from time to time because it just MIGHT give someone a laugh or a smile. They may not be spanking related...but everyone needs a laugh now and again.

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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge 7-foot wide heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When everyone stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.

I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

Pinkcheeks
Junior Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 63
Registered: 12-2005

Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 03:05 pm:

My favorite color? pink of course :-)

"But honey...wait...I didn't mean it!!"

Tammynx
Spanko
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 280
Registered: 10-2005

Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 03:34 pm:

I DID need a laugh!! Thank you so much Shylah!!

Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 1219
Registered: 04-2005

Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 04:09 pm:

Too funny! Thanks Shylah.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.

Katie_spades
Spanko
Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 334
Registered: 11-2005

Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 08:27 pm:

Wow - I really lack common sense because I don't get it at all, LOL.

I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.

Pinkcheeks
Junior Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 64
Registered: 12-2005

Posted on Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 09:08 am:

Uummmm....Katie...I think I can explain it this way:

if the cardiologist is lead into a heart...and a gynocologist is lead into a female's "private area" (trying to be coy here)....then a proctologist (hinney/ass doctor) would be lead into a ................

get it?