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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 291
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, March 02, 2006 - 06:26 pm: | 
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Monday I started at a gym with a personal training to improve my over all strength and tone. Since going I learn several things:
1. I'm not 5"11 I'm 5"10
2. I'm not 137lbs I'm 132lbs
at this rate I will be the disappearing in a couple of years.
And for the newest and best lesson is ( now I want you all to be seating down because I don't want to cause an injuries when you all start laughing your a** off.)
3. DON'T EVER TELL THE PERSON WHO SPANKS YOU THAT SOON YOU WILL BE SO STRONG THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO JUST GRAB YOU TURN YOU OVER HIS KNEE AND WALLOP YOU BUTT.
Are you all done laughing but just in case you haven't gotten the whole picture Bill is 6"4 about 220 and goes to the gym every other day and lifts weights heavier than I will ever be. So there I was just out of the shower soft skin almost nothing on (ok a towel) and I said that. What word comes to mind?.... Does the word feisty ring a bell. Yeah feisty is right and Bill spanked it right out the door that nigh. A playful spanking that was a little harder than normal just to prove a piont or should I say a butt.
And I wonder why my butt is sore.....
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Itchy
Spanko
Username: Itchy
Post Number: 1263
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2006 - 12:04 am: |
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lol wot a silly thing to say redhinney
"Evaluation has replaced torture as the primary means of social control"
Foccoult
ohhh how boring
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Pinkcheeks
Junior Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 151
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2006 - 06:13 am: |
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"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 344
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2006 - 06:44 am: |
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Sounds like your quip worked, Red.  |
Ziggy
Advanced Spanko
Username: Ziggy
Post Number: 2676
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2006 - 08:34 am: |
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I bet you won't be saying that again, hun red, I don't think I would have said that, you are one brave girl I will give you that one for sure. ouchies also right
I don't mind authority, I just can't stand to be told what to do LOL
when caught run faster than him,
I am a TA junkie !!
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 293
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2006 - 10:51 am: |
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Come on now all of you were laughing when you read my post and be honest at one time or other you all thought that same thing I was just crazy enough to say it and to be hinest I don't know why I even siad it. It wasn't like we didn't have a great week end of fun because we really did. it just came out something about inserting foot in mouth comes to mind.
The real funny thing is Bill bench presses about 170-180 he could pick me up with one hand what was I thinking. I guess all these years of spanking have caused brain damage yeah that's what it is, spanking brain damage
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Itchy
Spanko
Username: Itchy
Post Number: 1280
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 03, 2006 - 12:35 pm: |
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lol ur rite i was definatly having a giggle and now im thinking perhaps u should change feet hehehe
"Evaluation has replaced torture as the primary means of social control"
Foccoult
ohhh how boring
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M60
New member
Username: M60
Post Number: 1
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 01:57 pm: |
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well well i see some brats are having intresting discussions |
Beachley
Spanko
Username: Beachley
Post Number: 317
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 02:23 pm: |
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Red I have never said that, but I got the exact same reaction when I told Mr. B once, "it was none of his business". Oh lordy did he move fast and was I ever sore. LOL
Of course, M60 we always have interesting discussions.
The Spice of Life is having my OWN WAY!! A spanking would be nice.
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2017
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 04:13 pm: |
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If it is any consolation, Red, I would probably have said the same (dumb) thing. It would just be too hard to resist.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 712
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 04:55 pm: |
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Don't make the mistake of saying...
You poor old thing...you can't move so fast anymore so you can't catch me.
He is 68. Moves faster than a speeding bullet and smacks harder than a freight train.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 330
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 10:23 am: |
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I started Kick boxing classes at the gym because I really think that the females who do it have great bodies. As tempted as I was after my frist class I didn't say "watch out becaue when you go to grab me my legs just might kick you hard enough to land you in next week" I was tempted but I think the spanking I got for making the first joke about the gym taught me a lesson.
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1417
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 10:40 am: |
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Oh Red! 
Ive done something similar, believe me. Being flipped immediately onto my stomach, pinned down and spanked hard while trying desperately to get away has made me re-think doing so again. Although knowing me...I will.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 346
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 10:41 am: |
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Wolfie,
I know what you mean. If I could just control my mouth my butt wouldn't be half as sore but knowing me I will keep on saying things that will result in me being turned over his knee
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 371
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 06:20 pm: |
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I did it again and very inocently Bill asked me to do something adn at frist said no he than said I need you to take care of this and I answered "Oh well people in hell needt ice water so it looks like all of you are not getting what you want for." The look on his face was really priceless he didn't know if he should laugh or just point to the stairs and tell me to go get ready. He did laugh and than grab me and landed a few but not to hard. One of these days I will control myimpuslive tongue.
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Sassyaawaa
New member
Username: Sassyaawaa
Post Number: 26
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 07:09 pm: |
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LOL Red, we sound alike and, therefore, I don't think we will ever sit comfy for more than a few days at a time. Way to go with your comments!  |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1472
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 02:53 pm: |
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Oh Red, thats a riot!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 374
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 06:24 pm: |
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Oh yeah wolfie a riot all right I think one time on this list someone asked a question about getting spanked more and I answered I don't need to to because it seems I am either getting spanked or healing from a spanking at least 85% of the time. Now you all know why. I swear I am going to get that brain scan I am totally convinced that there is something wrong with the brain pathways. (sigh smile, smile)
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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