Hardwood
New member Username: Hardwood
Post Number: 6 Registered: 09-2005
| Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 06:24 pm: |
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Hey Little Brat (Sung to the tune of “Hey Johnny Cope”) With apologies to Adam Skirving of East Lothian A brat sent a challenge to her dom My bottom can outlast your palm And besides ye canna com’ And spank me in the morning Now when the dom these words he read He swore he’d bend her o’er the bed And not leave off until she’s red When he spanked her in the morning Hey little brat are ye sleeping yet Know ye’ll soon be weeping, pet Dinna ye ken I can take a jet And spank your bottom in the morning He caught himself an evening flight Hired a car and drove all night Reached her town in the morning light And he cam’ to her house in the morning The dom he thought with wicked glee Yon brat dinna ken I have a key I’ll soon take her o’er my knee And spank that brat in the morning The dom he crept into her room So dimly lit in the dawning gloam And o’er his sleeping sub did loom Then he bared her bottom in the morning Hey little brat are ye sleeping yet Know ye’ll soon be weeping, pet Dinna ye ken I can take a jet And spank your bottom in the morning She wauk wi’ her bottom in the air While at the carpet she did stare And knew that her bottom would soon be sair As he spanked his brat in the morning I’ faith, said the brat, I have sic pain I maun to the corner, that is plain To sit, for a while, I’ll not be fain ‘cause ye spanked my bottom in the morning Hey little brat are ye sleeping yet Know ye’ll soon be weeping, pet Dinna ye ken I can take a jet And spank your bottom in the morning. The original words and the tune may be found at: http://www.contemplator.com/scotland/cope.html canna: can not Dinna ye ken: Did you not know? gloam: dawn, or twilight (pronounced “gloom”) wauk: wake maun: must |