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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 739
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 05:13 am: | 
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INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, .... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think, I'm ready. What, do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to, open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see...I have the Past Hurt, Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past-Hurt from your current operating system. It will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the Upgrades.
Customer: Ooops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error: Program not run on internal components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on internal hearts, but has not yet been run on your heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to love yourself before you can love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance, then click on the following files: Forgive-Self, Realize Your Worth, and Acknowledge Your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor. Peace and Contentment are copying themselves over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while but, eventually, everybody gets it, at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it, and its various modules, to everyone you meet. They should in turn, share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you so much for your help!
Please send this to everyone you know. If you delete it, that's okay, too.
Love isn't based on email!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Sassyaawaa
Junior Spanko
Username: Sassyaawaa
Post Number: 65
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 05:36 am: |
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Absolutely WONDERFUL, Shylah ~ a GREAT way to start my day ~ thank you so much for sharing it with us.  |
Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 232
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 06:08 am: |
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wow....this is great! thanks Shylah 
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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