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Spanking Den Everyday Life Jan - Dec 2006 The Newlyweds

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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 778
Registered: 10-2005

Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 01:20 pm:

THE NEWLYWEDS

A couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't
wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to
have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She
opened the door to the refrigerator and showed
him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes,
Lollipop... but at the bar... you know. they have
frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the
wife interrupted Him by saying, "You want a frozen
glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie
Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes
of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey.. at the bar....you know
there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP
CHICKEN SHIT, SIT YOUR ASS
DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR
FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING
TO A DAMNED BAR!
THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a
sweet story?

Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.