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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 795
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 03:59 am: | 
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Eve's side of the story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're
a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having just two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that
useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1620
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 09:10 am: |
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OMG Shylah, thats hysterical! 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 332
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 10:41 am: |
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 Sooooooooo funny!!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Tammynx
Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 371
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 02:20 pm: |
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 Now that was FUNNY.....I laughed out loud!!!!
Good one Shylah!!!! |
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