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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 792
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 05:14 pm:   Edit Post

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than
10)






2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)





3. Add 5





4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator








5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.









6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).






The next two numbers are





YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Changeling
New member
Username: Changeling

Post Number: 36
Registered: 04-2006
Posted on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 06:07 pm:   Edit Post

I won't ask how this worked but it did!!!
Of course all of you know that calories do NOT count as long as you eat them while you are standing up!
Life may not be the party we hoped for
but while we are here we might as well dance
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Junior Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 187
Registered: 01-2006


Posted on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 09:12 pm:   Edit Post

it was one off on days and one off on the year o.- hmmm.. curious.
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Gypsygirl
Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl

Post Number: 229
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 04:37 am:   Edit Post

I've seen this before, but instead of chocolate it mentioned making love, so I suppose anything could be applied. And, yes, mine worked out right. I wonder if it also works with how many times a week you'd like to be spanked.
I forsee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Chrissiebrat
New member
Username: Chrissiebrat

Post Number: 15
Registered: 03-2006
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 05:26 am:   Edit Post

I can't imagine how it works, but yes, it works. Perhaps I should savour some "Mozartkugeln" (sweets with marzipan, nougat and chocolate) to celebrate it, as it is exactly Mozart's - right now much celebrated - year of birth that I had to add.
But oh, I won't get any, it's a holiday today and the shops are closed.
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Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 338
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 02:29 pm:   Edit Post

wow....it worked for me!
Now....does that mean I can eat chocolate 4 times a week??? yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Ladygator2904
Spanko
Username: Ladygator2904

Post Number: 127
Registered: 03-2006


Posted on Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 06:18 pm:   Edit Post

Worked for me too! However, I will take sex and spankings over the chocolate, a lot less fattening
A woman`s heart may be filled with an ocean of secrets but mine have all been released and I have a sore bottom to prove it!
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 559
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 07:55 am:   Edit Post

Worked for me too. However, I'm with Ladygator...I'll take sex and spankings too!!

That was really cool!!

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