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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1022
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 05:32 am: | 
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We were out and about the last couple of days and I noticed quite a few bumper stickers that got my attention...here are a few...
I've been dieting for a month but all I lost was 31 days
Driver carries no cash...he's married
I'm busy, You're ugly, have a nice day
Think this car is too dirty? YOU wash it!
I want to be just like Barbie...that BITCH has everything!
All men are animals...some just make better pets
I'm only driving like this to piss you off
Get in...sit down...hold on...SHUT UP
Drive any closer and I'm gona SLAP you
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
It's been so long since I've had sex, I can't remember who ties up who
Ex-lovers make great speed bumps
Hands up Motherstickers..this is a fuck up
You're entitled to your wrong opinion
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
I bitch therefore I am
If you can't treat me like a lady...fuck off
Where there's a will...put me in it
I need someone really bad...are you really bad?
Finish your beer! There are sober kids in India
I am nobody...nobody is perfect...I am perfect
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 556
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 08:54 am: |
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To funny Shylah!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1034
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 03:52 pm: |
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If anyone has seen some really good ones...post them! I love making lists.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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