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Weasel
Spanko
Username: Weasel
Post Number: 125
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 08:04 am: | 
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It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers
and invites him in.
"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.
That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to
do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt
shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?
I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a
surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy
Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw
all night if we let her!"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately,
he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue
comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes,
and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the
front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a
small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
Some day you'll spank me... er thank me for this!
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 694
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 11:03 am: |
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 ...toooo funny!!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Magicsteve
New member
Username: Magicsteve
Post Number: 7
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 11:53 pm: |
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Finally a person to share humor with!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the ref was blowin fouls!
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Butterfly84
Spanko
Username: Butterfly84
Post Number: 104
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, July 30, 2006 - 09:59 am: |
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LOL!!!! That's hysterical! Poor Peggy Sue!
~*butterfly*~
Nobody suspects the butterfly...
"Draw me gently to me knees, and I am lost for words, so lost in love and I am, sweetly broken, wholly surrendered"
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