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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1281
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 04:39 pm: | 
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Funny Questions
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 119
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, August 11, 2006 - 07:37 am: |
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Great Shylah got a god laugh out of these!!!! |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 729
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, August 11, 2006 - 10:15 am: |
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 these are great!!
*I often wonder WHO comes up with them*
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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