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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1042
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 12:23 pm: | 
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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS". |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 743
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 03:47 pm: |
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"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Wolfie
Supreme Spanko
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1793
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 10:18 am: |
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 125
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 03:17 pm: |
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Great!1 |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1049
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, August 18, 2006 - 09:05 am: |
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Thanks!!  |
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