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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2753
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 11:38 am: | 
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Top Ten Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1253
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 11:42 am: |
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I LOVE that!!
That is one of the best better than lists I've ever seen!!! I'm going to make copies and hand them out at work!! |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 881
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 04:25 pm: |
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These are great!! 
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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