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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1416
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 01:41 pm: | 
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The School Play
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in
their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say,
"My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss
and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little
boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified.
They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....
"My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap."
The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway..."
The audience left howling!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 929
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 02:34 pm: |
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 omg!!! sooooooo funny!!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 232
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 08:04 pm: |
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 Your usual Shylah.Very good. |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1382
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 01:40 pm: |
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That was TO FUNNY!!! |
Cheekychipmunk
Spanko
Username: Cheekychipmunk
Post Number: 169
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 09:39 pm: |
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very hilarious.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Nd2bspankd
New member
Username: Nd2bspankd
Post Number: 8
Registered: 11-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, November 02, 2006 - 10:46 pm: |
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 That's hysterical! "From the mouths of babes..."
Pink Bottom wishes.
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