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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1463
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 11:50 am: | 
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The US Air Force must have given up on the Fault Tree Analysis they had developed in 1959. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
Problem: The autopilot doesn't.
Signed off: IT DOES NOW.
Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.
Problem: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed.
Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: Volume set to more believable level.
Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on order.
Problem: IFF inoperative.
Solution: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Solution: That's what they're there for.
Problem: Number three engine missing.
Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search. |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 295
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 09:15 pm: |
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They,re all great.The last my favorite.You did it again Tammy!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1456
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 05:48 am: |
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"B" was in the RAF for several years and thought these were very funny. He had heard of some of these before while serving.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1465
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 11:20 am: |
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I do my best Buenaventura!! |
Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 768
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 03:40 pm: |
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Those were great! Loved them! Thanks for posting!
The Princess of Spanking™
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