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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1471
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 03:43 pm: | 
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Agatha spent several days in the hospital. She wasn't injured, and she wasn't sick, but she did have to be carried out when she left though. Why was she in the hospital? |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1461
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 04:39 pm: |
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She was a newborn?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1472
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 06:33 pm: |
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Very good!!
There wasn't even a door!!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1466
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 07:31 am: |
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OMG!! I was right!! And I didn't even have any help!!
*doin the happy dance*
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 288
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 11:37 am: |
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shows how morbid my mind was "She was dead and in the Morgue"  |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 302
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 01:00 pm: |
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Ha ha Rose you,re funny.Next step necrofilia.Did you hear about the 2 necrofiliacs walking down the street on a hot day.Pass the morgue and one says to the other "Let,s stop off for a cold one" Sorry bout that. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2900
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 01:11 pm: |
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ummmmmmm........Buena.......YUCK!!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1475
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 01:25 pm: |
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Really that was yucky!!!
I guess my riddle wasn't appreciated very much....I'll re-think before posting another. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2902
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 04:10 pm: |
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I appreciate your riddles a lot, Tammy, even though they require me dusting off my brain. But what the heck, I don't use it enough anyway.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1476
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 12:45 am: |
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Thank you Fanny!! |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 304
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 06:13 am: |
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Of course YUCK ninnies you,re not sopposed to be a necrofiliac to appreciate the joke.They say a lot of men think they,re necrofiliacs cuase their wifes never move.(Ya see it,s a play on words most guys when they want a beer on a hot day say "lets have a cold one" JEEZ Bring on another riddle. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2910
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 02:17 pm: |
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Of course we GET the joke, Buena, we were merely expressing our reaction to it
Not only because we don't want to insult any dead people  we wives may not appreciate being compared to corpes. Apparently the men who joke about it have no idea how to properly stimulate a woman.
(Message edited by fanny on November 12, 2006)
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 306
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 07:32 am: |
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Simulate or stimulate Fanny?? |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2915
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 01:17 pm: |
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Caught that did you Buena?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 292
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 02:31 pm: |
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Buena. That reminds me of a poem I wrote one day! It's a little more in line with our forum too.
A sadist and a masochist
were sitting in a tree
The masochist said "Ouch!"
And the sadist said "Tee hee!"
I'm kind of a literary genius ;) |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1477
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 03:14 pm: |
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Jeezz OFF Topic here.... |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 307
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:11 pm: |
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A sadist and a masochist went to a hotel room.They got undressed and the masochist said hit me.The sadist thought about it for a min.and said NO!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1469
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:16 pm: |
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OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...
time for the Spanking Police to visit BV and Fanny!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1481
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:40 pm: |
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Thank you Sheriff Shylah!!!
I guess my off topic post wasn't read
(Message edited by tammynx on November 12, 2006) |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1472
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:49 pm: |
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Wallllll...it' wuz my plesure little lady...uh huh
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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