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Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1468
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:12 pm: | 
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Females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night a woman was invited out for a night with "the girls". She told her husband that she would be home by midnight " I PROMISE!" Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear , she headed home.
Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (even when totally smashed..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= midnight).
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in and she told him "midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all . WHEW! Got away with that one!!
Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh Poop." , cuckooed 4 more times , cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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