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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1484
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 18, 2006 - 06:39 pm: | 
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!".
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There is a bear chasing a rabbit through the forest and they`re running and running and they stop because a genie appears. The genie says " if you two stop fighting and chasing each other i`ll give you each three wishes"
They agree. The bear wishes first for the biggest "package" of all the bears in the whole forest.And His wish comes true. The rabbit then wishes for an unlimited supply of carrots. His wish is granted too. The bear`s second wish is that all the bears in the forest, except him, are female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. The bear`s last wish is that all the bears fall madly in love with him. The rabbit`s final wish is that the bear becomes gay, and the rabbit jumps on His motorcycle and rides away.
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Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 320
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, November 18, 2006 - 07:17 pm: |
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You,re good lady.Pretty funny. |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1504
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 07:28 am: |
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That made my morning!!  |
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