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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1471
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:28 pm: | 
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Let's start a thread of Letters to Santa.
Take your time to make your list.
Make your list as unique and ADULT as you like.
Remember!!! The Forum rules apply so no underage references!!
I'll get Bethie to see which one is the bestest and we'll forward it to Santa for ya!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Naughtylele
New member
Username: Naughtylele
Post Number: 42
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, November 16, 2006 - 06:35 pm: |
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Dear Santa,
I have tried to be very good this year, and when I wasn't...well, my husband spanked me. So those few times can't possibly still count against me, right?
Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I'm not asking for a house again this year. I know we're still in a tiny apartment, and the walls are so thin that I can hear the neighbors snoring (unfortunately, I think they can hear my spankings too), but I really am not going to ask for a house. A nice condo or top floor apartment (with no neighbors) would be just fine.
Also, I'd like a laptop. I'm not being selfish, honest, but if I had a laptop then my husband could use the computer more often. I swear I'd being using the laptop for schoolwork only, not for looking up spanking blogs and message boards.
I know both of those might not be possible, so a gift card to one of my favourite stores would be fine too. I believe your elves still have the alphabetized list I sent a few years back. Just for future reference, the nearby mall just added a Macy's.
There were just a couple things that my husband wanted me to add, he says the following items are desperately needed in our household:
A bath brush - apparently the big wooden hairbrush isn't making enough of an "impression."
A "nice" cane - he says the dowel rod we're using doesn't have any kind of handle for him to grip properly
A paddle - he wanted to make one, but seeing as we don't have a garage to do woodworking in...
Oh dear, I have to go now, my husband thinks I'm being too greedy!
Love and kisses, "Santa baby"
Lele
Does spanking help tame Bridezilla tantrums? You bet it does!
Lele
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 294
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Friday, November 17, 2006 - 06:24 pm: |
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Dearest Santa,
Now you probably won't believe me (I know I barely do), but I've strived so hard to be such a good little girl this year. It's just impossible sometimes, I really think so.
But, I'd hate--and I know you'd hate it too, baby--for a few too many indulgences in retail therapy or all-nighters due to poor planning to jeopardise my hopes of getting that new pearl necklace with matching earrings, or the little black pumps I've been eying in Vogue.
So I've got a proposition. It's well known that you give naughty boys and girls switches, but I don't have anyone to punish me here all by my onesies. So, if you'd let me have one of your younger, buxom, single elves, you could leave her--and the switches, or some longer lasting implement--under the tree with nary a bow, and leave the necklace and heels in the stocking.
We both win. She'll keep me a good little girl for next year, and you'll make me a happy one for this.
Toodles,
Rosie
P.S. If you leave her with me, remember Santa, you can always watch. ;) |
Chinnook
New member
Username: Chinnook
Post Number: 10
Registered: 11-2006
| | Posted on Friday, November 17, 2006 - 09:20 pm: |
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Dear Santa,
I have tried to be a good girl but those darn in-laws haven't helped me out at all this year but I am sure they are on the naughty list. My true wish would be if you could take them to the north pole with you and have them clean up the reindeer poop but I couldn't ask you to do that, I wouldn't want you to run away from the north pole and stop giving us toys after they moved in.
For a really nice joke though you could always leave them some vibrators in thier stockings. (I swear that is what thier problem is.)
I would like a ball gag, with the kids in the house it would keep me quiet so me and my honey could play more without worring about waking up the kids.
I also need a new vibe, if you have been watching you know mine has had to be McGuyvered by me so it would work again. I would just like it replaced, I don't need anything fancy.
I really wouldn't mine a little leather paddle. I am not really bad(so I think so). Just a little something to leave an impression.
And No matter what he says my honey really doesn't need any new belts. His are fine trust me. And curtains, I want curtains, no mini blinds in case he reads Bethie blog.
Actually if you could use your magic and tie him up for me just for one night, I would really appreciate that. Just leave him tied up and ummmm some body paints and fingernail polish. I really would like to paint his body with cute little hearts and flowers. I would love to paint his toes too. Why you ask? Well because he would absolutely hate it. No I am not asking to help me a brat I can do that all by myself, I just need some magic to get him in the cuffs.
Your Truly,
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1497
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, November 25, 2006 - 05:25 am: |
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Dear Santa,
I've been so damn good this year my butt is lily white!
See what you can do about that will ya?
Love, Shylah
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Prissietl
Junior Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 74
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, November 25, 2006 - 02:00 pm: |
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Dear Santa,
I have been a very very good girl this year. (don't belive what others might tell you about me)
I would like new hardwood floors all through my house.
A shopping spree at my fav store.
And round trip tickets to the location of my choice, (don't worry about me after i'm there i'v got that taken care of!)
And maybe a nice leather strap for when im really good!
I promise to leave you mike and cookies!
xoxoxo
Priss 
Once a princess always a princess
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1524
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, November 26, 2006 - 01:48 pm: |
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These are cracking me up... |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 335
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, November 26, 2006 - 09:38 pm: |
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Dear Santa,I,ve tried to be a good spanker sensitive to her needs and understanding when she requires more firmness.Sometimes it,s hard cause my bathbrush just doesn,t get the job done.I wonder if you could bring me one of those special paddles(you know the ones)so I can give her what she needs.She,d appreciate it as much as I.Thanks very much Santa and please keep bringing happiness to the den as you do all year round.signed:Buenaventura(a true believer) |
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