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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1808
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, May 05, 2007 - 07:56 am: | 
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poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 1162
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 06, 2007 - 02:38 pm: |
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"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 1423
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 07, 2007 - 12:27 am: |
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 Loved it! Thanks, Shylah. |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1999
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 07, 2007 - 11:20 am: |
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My husband saw this poem while I was reading it....
he said nice poem Shylah....and then told me NOT to get any ideas.....
like I would.....sheeshhhhh |
Badgirl
Spanko
Username: Badgirl
Post Number: 290
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 07, 2007 - 12:14 pm: |
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I read this to the boyfriend. I don't think he liked it as much as I did.
Thanks! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1809
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 07, 2007 - 12:38 pm: |
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Only a female can appreciate it. Men let their macho side get in the way.
But then...man bashing is my favorite hobby!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2003
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 01:03 pm: |
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I'll be sure and tell my husband that!!  |
Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 627
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 01:55 pm: |
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So many ways to answer but what the hell I really love it when you ladies are having fun! |
Prissietl
Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 170
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 05:18 pm: |
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I LOVE IT! My favorite part........
"I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late." BRAVO!!
Once a princess always a princess
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 630
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 03:48 pm: |
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Think I know how to deal with it. |
Rawhide
New member
Username: Rawhide
Post Number: 17
Registered: 04-2007
| | Posted on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 07:49 pm: |
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I write poetry and I really liked yours even though it has men bashing but sometimes we deserve it! Men and women are not always alike but they could be in bed? Good poem!} |
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