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Laszlo
Spanko
Username: Laszlo
Post Number: 146
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 01:26 am: | 
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i know some dirty jokes and as far as i know they don't break any rules but i would rather err on the side of caution |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3458
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 02:01 am: |
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Laszlo, I am pretty sure that some members who do not know me, think I am too strict. It's a tough job, but one that is important. Those who do know me, know that I am a raunchy, fun loving girl who loves the spanking fetish. 
I miss the funny and light banter that is commonly found here. Please feel free to post any jokes that are not underage or nonconsensual.
On a rare occasion we have had issues with members who are more sensitive and have been offended by jokes putting down a specific ethnicity or gender, so you may want to reword anything that can be taken as a putdown.
Otherwise, I think we can all use at least one good laugh a day.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Laszlo
Spanko
Username: Laszlo
Post Number: 148
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 02:27 am: |
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thank you Fanny, here it is,
removed due to offensive content
(Message edited by shylah on March 13, 2008) |
Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2515
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 10:58 am: |
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Sorry but I did NOT think that was funny at all!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 2091
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 12:56 pm: |
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OH dear...ummmmmmm...no...not funny.
Please keep in mind that there are several female members in this forum that take offense at using those kind of terms.
In the future, please be a bit more tactful with your "jokes".
Paddle Faster!!!! I hear Banjos!!!
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Nexus
New member
Username: Nexus
Post Number: 38
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 01:16 pm: |
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You thought this was a good joke to tell that wouldn't offend anyone Laszlo????
I can't do anything but shake my head in disgust!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 2093
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 02:39 pm: |
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I took it on myself to remove the joke.
It was NOT funny...not acceptable.
And I think the general concensus agrees with me.
Paddle Faster!!!! I hear Banjos!!!
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Minerva
Spanko
Username: Minerva
Post Number: 21
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 06:14 pm: |
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Not sure if this'll be offensive or not, but I've seen it reproduced in various joke books, noticeboards, and church halls.
Ok, so the good Lord created Man before Woman. But EVERYONE knows the rought draft comes FIRST!!
On the other hand, women will only ever be equal to our masculine counterparts when we can walk down the street bald and still think we look gorgeous.
Hopefully I haven't offended anyone. |
Minerva
Spanko
Username: Minerva
Post Number: 22
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 06:17 pm: |
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Oh, by the wsay, how on earth did Found Under Carnal Knowledge become a swearword? Seriously? WHo decided that by shortening it and making it an acronym that it automatically became one of the worst swearwords we know? Now THAT is a dirty joke, if you ask me. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3687
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 08:37 pm: |
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Sorry to discredit that old idea of where the word came from, but it is not true. It is not an acronym.
The Oxford English Dictionary states that the ultimate etymology is uncertain, but that the word is "probably cognate" with a number of native Germanic words with meanings involving striking, rubbing, and having sex.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Minerva
Spanko
Username: Minerva
Post Number: 23
Registered: 06-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, September 20, 2009 - 05:43 pm: |
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Thanks awfully, Fanny. It seems my all-knowing oracle of a husemate isn't a s wise as he thinks! Do I spank him for giving incorrect informations, or do yu spank me for being gullible enough to believe him for a year and spreading it? I stand by the first two jokes, though. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3688
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 21, 2009 - 09:20 am: |
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The word has been incorrectly explained as an acronym for a few different expressions. I was originally told it stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" meaning adultry. Once I heard a different meaning, I decided to research it myself.
No harm done, it happens everyday. As far as what you want to do with this information....is up to you. I, however, am not a switch, so you are safe. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Rimfire
Spanko
Username: Rimfire
Post Number: 31
Registered: 11-2009
| | Posted on Saturday, July 10, 2010 - 05:35 pm: |
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~~Edited by Admin~~
Spanking is very erotic,it can hurt but in moderation can be fun..
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