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Shyster
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Username: Shyster

Post Number: 14
Registered: 07-2008
Posted on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 03:23 am:   Edit Post

So I just got back from seeing "Spamalot" the musical adaptation of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. So logically, my spanko brain says unto me, if this is a musical there will be a song about the Castle Anthrax, right?

Now in the vastly unlikely event that some of you don't know, this was the scene where Sir Galahad the Pure faced certain temptation when "eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between the ages of "19 and a half" insisted the goodly knight spank them.

I am sure everyone here will agree, even if they haven't seen it, that was the best part of the movie. But the writers or producers or whoever chickened out and ignored it completely in the stage version.

So rather then suffer this in injustice, I call out to you my fellow denizens of the Den. It falls to us to pen the verse about how much that wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot needs to be spanked, along with Dingo and the rest.

Feel free to just change the lyrics from other songs like Weird Al Yankovic. I know that's what I'm going to do. So if you have too much time on your hands, feel silly or as insulted as I do about this neglect, please share your contributions. Hell, I won't even insist that it has anything to do with the Holy Grail. Lets just see some spanking song lyrics.

The only prize I can offer the winner is glory, but hey who isn't hungry for that?

(Message edited by fanny on August 09, 2008)
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Midnytedreams
Spanko
Username: Midnytedreams

Post Number: 72
Registered: 05-2007


Posted on Friday, April 17, 2009 - 09:37 am:   Edit Post

here you go Shyster,
its sung to the Neil Diamond song America

long
we've been searching long
without a stop
for a place to belong

here
just want to be here
if you paddle yours
click on to this place

on the laptops and on the pc's
we're going to the spanking den
never googling back again
we're going to the spanking den

lost don't it seem so long ago
Oh we've clicked so much today
in the search of the same
in the search of the same

Home, now ,its not but a click away
make friends,and I'll chat and stay
spanked butts toasty warm
spanked butts toasty warm

Everyone across the web
we're going to the spanking den
any time we click the mouse
we're going to the spanking den

Got a life we want to share
we're going to the spanking den
got friends who are there
we're going to the spanking den

we're going to the spanking den
we're going to the spanking den
we're going to the spanking den
we're going to the spanking den
to stay, to stay, to stay, to stay, to stay
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Buenaventura
Supreme Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 930
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Friday, April 17, 2009 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post

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Midnytedreams
Spanko
Username: Midnytedreams

Post Number: 76
Registered: 05-2007


Posted on Friday, April 17, 2009 - 01:04 pm:   Edit Post

Thanks BV , know you are always looking for ways to torment the bottoms,check out spanking games think you will like this one too.

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