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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3771
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 22, 2011 - 07:25 pm: | 
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My Dear Zippo,
To ensure that I don't break any of the Den rules, (I have read the protocol after all) I am opening a new thread. Now........what exactly what are you implying? Queens don't have to answer to anyone, last that I heard!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1788
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 22, 2011 - 07:35 pm: |
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Being the fine moderator you are, I would expect no less from you. You proclaimed to be our Queen of Innocence, correct? As such, and I'm sure your moderator self would agree, you need to be held to a higher standard. What would happen if our moderators ran amuck? We need a role model, someone who always follows the rules, a heroine we can believe in.
And now you dare to think, I wont hop into the car to make sure your crown stays polished and worthy to be worn.
Careful what you wish for my dear.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3772
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 22, 2011 - 07:41 pm: |
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Well Mr. Brat Tamer.... I double dog dare you to come near my royal bottom!!!
Many have tried to "tame" me and all have failed. What you refer to as running amuck is just a bait to get you back posting!~
HA-HA-----it worked. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3773
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 22, 2011 - 07:42 pm: |
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Also, BTW you are making me miss the Red Sox game and the queen is not amused!!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 118
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 - 07:07 am: |
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And again...Yay Fanny! Go Fanny
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3775
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 - 09:23 am: |
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Than you for your kind support, Yorkie. Someone has to keep these out-of-control tops on their toes....don't you think? 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1789
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 - 07:07 pm: |
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 So if I understand your explanation my dear Fanny, you were attempting to elicit more postings by your taunting. Hmmmm..interesting story, which I am having a difficult time trying to digest. 
Let me tell you another story,
 I see much of this in your future.
 How I see your bottom feeling soon.
  What is going to take to cool your bottom off 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3777
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 - 08:14 pm: |
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Dear Zippo: So sorry to hear about your digestion problems. Have you tried an antacid? 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3778
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 - 08:49 pm: |
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And.....if you think you are going to travel ALL OF THE WAY TO MY CASTLE........you had better bring some nice soothing lotion to cool me off. Here's hoping the crocs in the moat don't get you first. Hmmmm.......seems the guardsmen haven't fed them yet today. 
(Message edited by fanny on August 23, 2011)
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1790
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2011 - 03:15 am: |
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I hear the preferred method for treating a sour stomach is to paddle the offending ingredient thoroughly. 
Crocs in the moat...I'm quite sure I can reason with them once they know the importance of my mission there, and will allow me safe passage 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1791
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2011 - 03:35 am: |
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 and to sooth the alarm on your backside, perhaps I should also bring a truck load of these. 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3779
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2011 - 09:10 am: |
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My crocs are mean and hungry, especially with tops carrying "weapons of ass destruction". I don't think you stand a chance. 
If the offending ingredient you speak of is ginger, there are several good uses for it, perhaps you would like me to demonstrate it for you?
Do bring the ice though, as I prefer my drinks cold. You can leave the ice, rum and Coke with the gate keeper. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3780
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2011 - 09:13 am: |
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Posting at 3:00 am......shame on you. Why weren't you asleep? You had better start setting a better example, if you expect to have any credibility!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1793
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2011 - 07:16 am: |
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Ah my dear Fanny, since ginger is used medicinally to calm the stomach, I doubt it is the source of my queasiness. However a demonstration of some of it's other uses on you has crossed my mind. Thank you for the wonderful suggestion 
Like any good Top, I sensed your continued taunts, and felt it needed to be dealt with ASAP. So you see, I have set a fine example to all Tops to not put off until tomorrow what can be dealt with sooner. You on the other hand, continue to tally up transgressions, which of course will be payable on your day of reckoning.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3781
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2011 - 10:01 am: |
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When my day of reckoning comes, I'll worry bout it then. Until then I am going to get away with ALL that I can. No worries here.
I mean, I don't actually see any car in the driveway that I am not familiar with~~~~~~~
You tops are good with your threats, but all words and no action is not exactly a threat now, is it?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1794
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 05:22 pm: |
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Like all good Tops, I have a good memory and will continue to tally your transgrersions, and also take into account your caviler attitude about ammeding yout bratty ways. By the time you do see my car in your driveway, I'm afraid my dear that it will be too late to back track on this tune you have been singing and seem so fond of. At that time I'll just have one thing to say to you:
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3787
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 05:29 pm: |
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Then don't forget to pack you sunglasses, darling Zippo.
Best of luck with you tally, how high can you count? 
....and don't forget, there is always the back door to escape IF I see an unfamiliar car in the driveway.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1795
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 05:36 pm: |
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Since you are familiar with what my car looks like, it won't be unfamiliar to you. I'm quite confident I can keep track of the tally, though, it may take some time before you are able to pay your naughtiness in full, though once, I arrive I see your transgression accumulation greatly reducing.
....and remember my dear, you can run but you cant hide.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3788
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 05:49 pm: |
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Cars are cars.....who has time to remember which one belongs to who?
And........what do you mean I can't hide, I excel at it, my sweetness. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1796
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 05:54 pm: |
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First off my lovely, I believe your halo is crooked. You do excel at several things, but hiding shall not be one of them. And I can also make sure that when you do see my car, that your bottom will match it's fine red color
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3789
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 06:04 pm: |
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So your car is light pink? How pretty! Also, there is nothing that I do not excel at....sir.
When you straighten my halo, will you please use your beautiful hairbrush to brush my hair? No doubt you are very experienced using one. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1797
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 08:19 pm: |
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 You certainly excel at humor, I've never heard anything so funny!
You can believe my car is a nice pretty pink if you wish, but when your bottom matches the true color, I have a feeling you will be singing a different tune. 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1798
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 08:25 pm: |
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 Hairbrush is ready too my dearest, I believe I can still use it effectively 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3790
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 09:00 pm: |
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Oh good, I simply love having my hair brushed; and BTW my hair is blonde, not red. But you would have no way of knowing that would you?
You "believe" you can still use it effectively? tsk....tsk....out of practice are you? 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1799
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 09:06 pm: |
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You love the hair brush, wonderful!
And you bottom may have a blonde appearance at the beginning, but I hope you are not opposed to becomming red. I think the color will suit you very well.
I'm sure I'll get plenty of practice with you, something tells me your going to be having a lot of 'bad hair days' 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3791
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 - 09:12 pm: |
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Oh sh*t
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 122
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 30, 2011 - 09:24 am: |
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Lol Fanny! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3792
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 30, 2011 - 09:49 pm: |
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Not to worry, Yorkie.....I can take on that man any day of the week. He is just afraid of the fact that he has met his match.
Meanwhile, I do believe that I may have to leave the country until he settles down.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 123
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 - 07:07 am: |
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Wise words indeed. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3793
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 - 09:15 am: |
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I guess Mr. Brat Tamer must have given up. Queen Fanny sits easily on her throne. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1800
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 - 07:30 pm: |
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Oh sh*t you say,  , I can suggest an area you might go to help relive yourself  but you have already dug yourself into an area where sh*t will hit the fan 
Sit on your throne while you are still able to do so comfortably my dear, your day is soon approahing 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3795
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 - 09:07 pm: |
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For some reason I am not a bit concerned. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1801
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 - 09:15 pm: |
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Well all I can say is I hope you are hungry, because I plan on feeding you plenty of this 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3796
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 - 10:37 pm: |
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I prefer chocolate, with fine champaign. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 124
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, September 01, 2011 - 08:59 am: |
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I don't think you have to worry Fanny. Especially if the spelling is anything to go by...  |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3797
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 01, 2011 - 12:38 pm: |
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It's not the spelling I am worried about!
No concern though, Fanny never worries about anything. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 125
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, September 01, 2011 - 05:22 pm: |
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True. So true. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3798
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 03, 2011 - 08:02 pm: |
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Well, no sign of a car yet. All talk and no action. Silly tops, who think they can fool me!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1802
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 05, 2011 - 05:05 am: |
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Well sweetest Fanny, I do hope you have your polishing towel handy, it looks like your crown needs a shine to it. And Yorkie, I can still spell the important words that matter...spank...whack...smack.
No need to fool you my dear Fanny, I prefer to educate.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3799
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 05, 2011 - 07:57 am: |
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Education is a waste on me.......I don't EVER seem to be able to learn. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1803
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 05, 2011 - 08:06 am: |
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No such thing as a waste, and after all, we need our resident queen to rule with wisdom.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 126
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, September 05, 2011 - 09:22 am: |
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Touche Zippo, touche |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3800
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 - 10:06 am: |
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I have the wisdom, I can just hide it well, but I am not stupid. C'mon, Zippo....just try and take me on.
And Yorkie, dear, take care on who's side you are on.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1804
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 - 06:34 pm: |
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My dear Fanny, I fully agree that you are not stupid, the choices you make do have me questioning your wisdom at times. Daring me to take you on, when you know that I am a formidable tamer of even the most stubborn brats, doesnt appear to be the wisest decision you have made. And while you may be able to hide the wisdom you do possess, I doubt you will be able to hide the consequences of some of your momentary lapses of that wisedom. 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3801
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 - 08:52 pm: |
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Darling Brat Tamer, just admit already that you have met your match!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1805
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 - 10:30 pm: |
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I can admit you can be a challenge, but of course I am confident that I can overcome any challenge you dare to throw before me. Now that question is can your poor backside survive the checks your taunting is writing?
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 127
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 07:24 am: |
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Sorry Fanny. Momentary lapse in concentration. I'm on your side of course. Maybe I'm a brat and just don't know it yet? |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1806
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 08:35 am: |
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And possibly by your support Yorkie, you could be leading our resident Queen into a false sense of security, or that I will bow to public pressure. To earn the title Brat Tamer, I have dedicated myself to reforming even the most stubborn brat, and my paddles provide a very convincing argument 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1807
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 08:36 am: |
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Our resident Queen seems to be on a hiatus, perhaps she is nursing a sore backside. 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3802
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 12:11 pm: |
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In your dreams, Zippo!
For you information, I am having the time of my life!! What's the matter, didn't you get your invitation to my party? 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 128
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 03:46 pm: |
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This is just too precious! |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1808
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 06:09 pm: |
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 Partying it up are you, is that type of behavior becomming of a Queen? Maybe your crown should be confiscated until your retribution is paid in full, which makes it highly doubtful it will ever see your head again my dear. At the rate you are racking up transgressions You may have to attempt to hire a stunt butt to help you.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3803
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2011 - 08:45 pm: |
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Silly man! I have a whole closet full of crowns and also buns of steel.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1809
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 08, 2011 - 07:51 am: |
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Buns of steel is a fine exercise program, I hear it has some good results, I, however recommend Buns on fire. It too has been proven to have fabulous results.
You wouldnt want to sway public opinion against you by wearing a crown and proclaiming to be Queen, while setting such a poor example. True royalty should be the model of good and rightous behavior and would never resort to such taunting tactics.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3804
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 08, 2011 - 08:52 am: |
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Obviously, my dear sir, you know nothing of what you speak. Off with his head!!!!! 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1810
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 08, 2011 - 10:44 pm: |
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I just checked and I'm right my dear. I know a good place where you can reconsider your posistion before its too late Your day will soon be at hand my bold majesty  and I am beginning to think your bottom is going to be the source of global warming 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3805
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 08, 2011 - 10:53 pm: |
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I do like to do my part in the up-keep of the world. In your opinion, is global warming a good sign or bad?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 129
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Friday, September 09, 2011 - 05:22 am: |
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Ya know Fanny, I'm beginning to think you're invincible... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1811
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 09, 2011 - 07:04 am: |
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Speaking strictly geographiclly, it can't be a bad thing. As a Top, the glow from a nice warm bottom does help my sun tan , and from the bottoms point it usually means they are well on their way to becomming reformed brats who we can truly look up to
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3806
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 09, 2011 - 09:17 am: |
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Yes, Yorkie has it right!
Once a brat....always a brat.....no reformation here to worry about. I guess you will just need to go to a tanning booth, Zippo.
(I'm so sorry) NOPE!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1812
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 09, 2011 - 10:25 pm: |
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No reformation....a highly debateable question my dear, I would be willing to wager I can have you singing a different tune quite quickly. 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 130
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 12:26 am: |
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You just don't give up do you Zippo? I admire your spirit, but maybe, just maybe... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1813
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 07:58 am: |
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I do have tremendous dedication to the pursuit of reforming those who get too big for their britches. For Miss Fanny's reign as our resident Queen to have any legitimacy, she must be reigned in and brought under control. Once under my tender loving care, You, and the rest of the Den will be amazed at the new and less rebellious Fanny. Someone we will be able to say is a fine outstanding citizen and a credit to our Den Community
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3807
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 09:28 am: |
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I guess this is why we are never going to have a "Sir Zippo" knighted. (I'm so sorry) 
And if you think I am too big for my bitches, why would you want to make my backside any bigger? 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 131
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 05:16 pm: |
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I thought she already was a fine, outstanding citizen and a credit to our Den Community. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3808
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 10:13 pm: |
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Thank you, Yorkie, at least someone appreciates me for my credit to the community.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1814
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 10:58 pm: |
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Awwww poor Fanny, don't misunderstand me my darling, of course you are appreciated here in the Den, your wit and charm is part of what makes the Den such a wonderful place to be. But, Queen of Innocence, I almost choke on that phrase when trying to associate it with you.
I have no need for recognition or knighthood, a truly reformed brat is its own reward. I do not want to make your backside any bigger, I think its quite lovely as it is, but you definitely need your backside dealt with and as much as it pains me....well pains you, it is necessary to serve a greater good.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3810
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 11, 2011 - 08:35 am: |
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Go ahead and try it!!!! Good luck 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1815
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 11, 2011 - 10:23 am: |
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At last, you are comming to see clearly now. Of course I will try it my dear, and I'm quite sure I'll see wonderful results!! Once you are reformed properly, I'm sure you will be saying how did I let myself get so out of control Sir...Thank you 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 133
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, September 11, 2011 - 04:02 pm: |
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I dunno Fanny. Sometimes I think these tops just don't see the oncoming train until it's three feet away... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3812
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 12, 2011 - 10:57 am: |
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I fear that 3 feet is closing in on me
But, as I have been told by a wise friend of mine, "don't worry until the time comes to have something to worry about".
Thank you?!?!? Don't hold your breath, Zippo!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 134
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, September 12, 2011 - 04:09 pm: |
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Oh, this is too intense. I fear someone is going to get hurt. Either Fanny is going to get it or Zippo the Great is going to turn into a big pile of jelly and will never be the same again. I just can't watch anymore...says yorkie peeking from behind his hands... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1817
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 12, 2011 - 10:49 pm: |
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The air is fine so why would I hold my breath....No fear Yorkie, rest assured that Miss Fanny will get what she has comming
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 135
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 13, 2011 - 08:18 am: |
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Not if a spelling bee is involved... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3813
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 13, 2011 - 11:17 am: |
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Would you like some peanut butter with that jelly, Zippo the Great?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1818
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 15, 2011 - 09:55 am: |
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Why thank you, that would be lovely. You realize of course, that this sudden act of hospitality will not erase what has transpired up to date. When Fanny's fanny is crimson, then all will be atoned for.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 136
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, September 15, 2011 - 04:03 pm: |
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Sniff, sniff. I think I caught a whiff of defeat in the air. Cue narrator yorkie...
"Can Zippo pull back victory from the jaws of defeat? Will Fanny dance in victory? Tune in tomorrow for the next thrilling episode of...(dramatic pause, orchestral accompaniment)...Zippo the Great gets Fannied!" |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3814
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2011 - 12:09 am: |
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Fanny will most definitely be dancing, and right around Zippo, as he admits DEFEAT!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1819
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2011 - 12:46 am: |
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I must partially agree with you Fanny, you will indeed be dancing, but it wont be because you are celebrating. Victory on my part was really never in question, Fanny never really had a chance. Her delusional statements do make for good comic relief though. The next installment of As the Fanny Burns, will see our brazen resident Queen scampering to hide, as her day is ever so close now, when she will have to face me, and attempt to offer an explanation for her behavior.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 137
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2011 - 09:12 am: |
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I have to admit Fanny, that's not a half bad come back. I've no doubt you'll smash it though. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3815
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2011 - 11:04 am: |
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I fear I am going to get smashed somewhere or somehow!
Yorkie want to meet at a bar, as I prefer that type of smashed.
P.S. Don't tell Zippo where that bar is though, he may just find me and then I have a feeling I am going to be smashed both places.
Oh well, the queen does need a "footman", even though this one seems to want to focus a bit higher than my feet!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 138
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2011 - 04:46 pm: |
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First round's on me.  |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1820
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2011 - 09:15 pm: |
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Now how would that look having a lush as our resident Queen, oh Fanny, the things you have to answer for
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3816
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2011 - 10:17 pm: |
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A lush? All I need is a good rum and coke. (pay attention Yorkie, because I accept your invitation.
Darling Zippo.....I answer to NO ONE!!!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1821
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2011 - 10:27 pm: |
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Thats all well and good Fanny, enjoy your rum and coke. The questions I'll be asking really dont require you to answer, questions such as 'Is this spanking starting to make an impression on you yet' Your bottom will tell me all I need to know
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 139
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2011 - 06:08 am: |
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And on it goes... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3817
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2011 - 09:59 am: |
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and on and on.........."Will Zippo ever be able to seek his revenge in the form of a spanking?" News clip at 11:00.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1822
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2011 - 10:40 pm: |
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No revenge is sought, just some well deserved justice..Breaking news flash...Fanny attempting to leave the country in search of safety..
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 140
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, September 19, 2011 - 07:27 am: |
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I believe you are very much mistaken Zippo. That's just a decoy to throw you off the scent. Fanny never runs from anyone. :D |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1823
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 19, 2011 - 08:32 am: |
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Possible, but I do have operatives in place watching her closely until I arrive, which incidently will be shortly. I fear our resident Queen smells me comming, and our dear sweet Fanny may try and do something desperate.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3818
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 19, 2011 - 08:38 am: |
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One word to you Yorkie.....HELP!
And dear, darling Zippo, since you appear to be closer in arriving, would you like a nice cup of tea when you arrive? Maybe some home-baked cookies as well?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 142
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 20, 2011 - 08:36 am: |
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Fanny, you're lulling him into a false sense of security aren't you? If not then I'm worried you've suddenly lost your touch. Or should I be saying
"Who are you and what have you done with Fanny?"
I'll do my best, Fanny, to head him off at the pass. Hi Ho Silver! Away! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3819
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 02:55 pm: |
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Yorkie...shhhh...of course I have a plan.
Oh, Fanny with your bum so white
Maybe Zippo does need to make it bright
The main problem is the man does seem to have NO
sense of direction
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2793
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 12:50 am: |
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Oh my gosh I have missed A LOT!!! |
Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 143
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 09:59 am: |
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Indeed you have Miss Tammynx! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3820
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 12:44 pm: |
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Oh yes she has missed a lot. Welcome back, Tammy, wonderful to hear from you again.
Apparently, I have been successful scaring Zippo off.
The queen still rules!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2796
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 01:18 pm: |
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I'm sure he will be back...I don't think he scares that easily....of course I could be wrong..... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1824
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 02:50 pm: |
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Hi Tammy! Welcome back. Heed Tammys words of wisdom Fanny, I'm a day away from your driveway now, and soon your Majesty, You will have some explaining to do. Please have those cookies and tea ready, I prefer Earl Gray.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2798
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 06:18 pm: |
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 145
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 10:42 am: |
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Earl Grey sounds nice. Put the kettle on Fanny, I'll join in. As a spectator... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3826
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 12:02 pm: |
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and Mr. Brat Tamer, do you happen to like cake?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1828
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 12:57 pm: |
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A funny thing is your Majesty, I recently seemed to have had my fill of cake with a friend and my desire for such has been satisfied. I would suggest in a few hours that you look out your window and see what you find in your driveway Perhaps you should go get a butterfly net and see if you can round up the ones that will soon be fluttering in your stomach. Its almost time for a little thing I like to call questions and answers
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3827
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 01:04 pm: |
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hmmmmmm.......actually sounds a bit exciting.
Exactly HOW soon can you be here now?
I shall go open my moat, but you had better not disappoint me!
Tops who make empty promises will rile the queen up, but somehow I think you know exactly what you are doing. Yes?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1829
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 05:49 pm: |
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Now that I have arrived at the Fanny castle, I have discovered a few things, one our resident Queen is not quite as bold face to face as she was here in the comfort of her Den. On that note, I have also discovered she is not the Queen of stupidity either, as my tea was prepared just to my liking. Once explaining the importance of my mission to our residents Queens gators, they of course granted me safe passage across her moat. Sorry to disappoint you Yorkie, I think the next installment of As the Fanny Burns, will see a more contrite Queen more worthy of sitting (if not comfortably) on her throne here.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3828
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 08:34 pm: |
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you too, darling.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1830
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 - 08:50 pm: |
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I love you too my darling, and am so happy to be able to help you in getting your crown polished.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3831
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2011 - 10:42 am: |
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Oh you are SO good with your polishing.
I do like sporting a nice shine. Your hairbrush is doing a nice job of keeping both my hair and bottom VERY shiny bright. I would thank you, but I do believe your ego is big enough, Sir Brat Tamer.
Now off to the dungeon with us!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1831
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2011 - 12:56 pm: |
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I must say my dear Fanny, you have responded very well and am pleased with your progress thus far. Stay tuned for our next installment of Fanny has a relapse......or Fanny's fanny glows
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 146
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2011 - 07:07 pm: |
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Oh I do so love happy endings! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3833
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2011 - 10:53 pm: |
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Me too!
But who said this is the end?
My end can still take more.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 148
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, September 25, 2011 - 08:30 am: |
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Of that, Fanny, I have no doubt. But is Zippo the Great up to the task? |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1832
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 25, 2011 - 08:41 am: |
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I didnt travel all this way not to ensure that my task was complete. My fellow Den dwellers, I can promise you this, that we will indeed have a Queen worthy of sitting on her throne, if not on pillows. I suspect Miss Fanny still has a few lessons to learn, but must compliment her on her tea and cookies. I am enjoying the warm hospitality of her castle, and her moat crocs now welcome me...hmmmm The Brat and Croc Tamer..has a nice ring to it dont you think?
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3834
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 25, 2011 - 10:48 am: |
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OH YEAH!!!!!
My three crocs are loving you to bits after all of your treats.
I think we may have to work a bit more on me though, as I do want to use that new red satin pillow on my throne. And yes, Yorkie, it is the same color as my not-pale-anymore bottom. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1833
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, September 25, 2011 - 06:25 pm: |
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Well of course they do, cant have angry crocs that wont listen to reason. While I have been pleased with your progress, I think my work with you is far from over.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3837
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 26, 2011 - 09:54 am: |
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Let's hope not.
I can keep you busy for the rest of my life. Up to that, are you coach?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1835
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 26, 2011 - 07:42 pm: |
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That my dear, is a question your bottom will have to answer. My guess is after being the cause of global warming, you may rethink your posistion. I would however suggest you switch your signature to Queen of retribution paid through a sore bottom
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3838
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 26, 2011 - 10:07 pm: |
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NEVER!!!!!!!
You will not keep me from making history.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1836
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 26, 2011 - 10:27 pm: |
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I see my work is cut out for me, or you plan on keeping me here a while to ensure your crown stays polished. Very well my dear, I am up for the task
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3840
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 26, 2011 - 10:31 pm: |
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Oh you definitely are a keeper.
Guards, time to lock all the doors and windows. Sir Zippo is NOT to leave until I decree it!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 2805
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 - 01:20 am: |
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Goodness....you two sure have more energy then me!! |
Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 152
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 - 06:07 am: |
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I just love the way Zippo the Great still thinks he's in charge... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1837
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 - 08:55 am: |
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Our resident Queen may decree anything she likes, but she knows that me and my paddles are really in charge. I must admit Miss Fanny can be willful and does present a challenge, but I am confident through my loving care, she will come to see the light, (from her glowing bum) and will ammend her ways.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3841
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 - 10:18 am: |
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Don't hold your breath, darling. I predict that you will need to need to return again for part II of the ongoing saga.
I am NEVER going to be that good. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 153
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 - 03:56 pm: |
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That's the spirit Fanny! |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1838
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 - 04:06 pm: |
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I can withstand an entire mini-series if necessary. Though I think that NEVER will have to be the focus of our next episode my dear...I believe I can get you to soften that posistion a bit..
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3843
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 - 03:35 pm: |
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You just go ahead and try, coach.
I am already for....hmmmm.....which round are we on now?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 154
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 - 04:11 pm: |
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15 I think... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3845
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 - 08:38 pm: |
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I think your count is probably a bit low, Yorkie.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1840
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 - 10:29 pm: |
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15 Hah...we hit that the 1st day alone, trust me Yorkie, this Queen of ours is a spirited one, but rest assured I will stay the course and emrge with one worthy Queen under my wing.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 156
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 08:27 am: |
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I'm really enjoying this. It's such a tonic! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3846
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 02:34 pm: |
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....and spirited she will stay!!!!
(side note to Yorkie: I'm loving every minute of it.......just don't let Zippo know)
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 157
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 04:01 pm: |
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Your secret is safe with me Fanny... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1841
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 - 11:17 pm: |
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 Secret is out
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3847
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 - 09:11 am: |
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Shall we add listening in to my PRIVATE conversations, to YOUR list of transgressions........sir?
Not to self: Run away (and fast)
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 159
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 - 11:05 am: |
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Run Fanny, run! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3849
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 - 07:22 pm: |
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OH NO!!!!!! It wasn't me who posted all these things, no doubt it was my evil twin......ZOOT!
And we all know there is only only punishment here in the castle!!!!! Zippo must spank ZOOT!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1842
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 - 10:46 pm: |
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That naughty naughty Zoot..but you wouldnt try to be transferring blame onto Zoot now, would you Fanny? If I were to find that being the case, woe to your glowing bottom..because it would need to be spanked thoroughly for such a transgression.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3852
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 09:36 am: |
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You had better hurry Zippo, Zoot is getting away!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1848
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 01:37 pm: |
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What happens when Zoot reaches the top and there is nowhere else to go...unless you have sprouted wings, I highly doubt you can tree hop like a squirrel you silly Fanny you. And just wait and see if your Knight has to come up and rescue you, what he will require for payment for his services
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 161
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 04:48 pm: |
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Like a fine wine, Zippo ges better with age. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3853
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 05:39 pm: |
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Counting on it, coach.
Yorkie, Zippo just may be getting better with age, but Fanny just keeps getting better and doesn't age a day!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1849
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 06:13 pm: |
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Well Fanny's fanny is certainly getting brighter and brighter each day, wonder what the record is for the most spankings in a day. Fanny may actually make history after all....most spankings...brightest bum..and what Fanny has neglected to mention is that I deal with a situation on the spot, when need be and circumstances allow, so she may be a contendor for the most locations too...but alas I must give Miss Fanny her due, she is getting better and hasnt aged a day
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3856
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 07:34 pm: |
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Better watch out Zippo, as Fanny/Zoot is coming out of hiding and is well armed for an apple attack on you!!
and those apples are bright RED
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1851
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 08:04 pm: |
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Not as red as your bottom is going to be for trying to launch a sneak attack...
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3857
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2011 - 10:29 pm: |
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Is this target big enough for you? hmmmmmmm?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 163
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:08 am: |
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Nah, I'm speechless on this one... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1853
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:27 am: |
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That suits me just fine....no where did I leaave that switch.....
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3861
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:40 am: |
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Yorkie, speechless?!?!? LOL
At least you can come to my aid! HELP!!!!!
 }}
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1855
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:41 am: |
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Now no fighting it Miss Zoot/Fanny....you know you have earned this...
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3863
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:47 am: |
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A very contrite Fanny. Sorry sir, but I WILL do it again!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1858
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:52 am: |
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Nice to see a contrite Queen again, and you know that if you slip back into the side of mischeif, I shall be there with my paddle to set you on the right course again.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3865
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 12:07 pm: |
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Not if I get you first!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1859
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 04:32 pm: |
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Apparently, you still are not too remorseful, perhaps we need to visit the chair and teach you the true meaning of retribution.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3867
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 04:59 pm: |
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F**k
The man wasn't kidding.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1861
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 05:06 pm: |
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Such language....unbecomming of royalty I'd say, I think we need a little more time here for you to become truly convinced I mean business
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 164
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 06:29 pm: |
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Oh no! Fanny's in trouble again! How WILL she get out of this one? Tune in in 5 minutes time for episode 51,425,878, "Fanny's got the paddle up a creek"! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3868
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 08:06 pm: |
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Help, help, oh, help. Silly, silly Zippo. Poor, poor Fanny's fanny. Will this ever stop?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1862
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 09:16 pm: |
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It could have been over long ago you silly Fanny you if you would learn to make less history and be better behaved....But you seem to be a history buff, so I have a feeling we will be revisiting this posistion quite often.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3869
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 10:10 pm: |
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Come and get me big boy
There just may be a knighthood in the future for you.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1863
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2011 - 10:12 pm: |
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If you insist my dear Fanny, then back to the chair with ya 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 165
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, October 03, 2011 - 06:02 am: |
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This is too much! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3870
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, October 03, 2011 - 09:51 am: |
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The queen is in peril, and being repressed!!!!!
YIKES!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1864
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, October 03, 2011 - 11:30 am: |
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I'll shake that naughtiness out of you yet my dear Fanny
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3871
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2011 - 10:38 am: |
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The queen would like to go camping and needs someone to light my fire......up for it my darling?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1865
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2011 - 05:16 pm: |
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Since we have some good coals to start with 
I think with a little extra paddle time we can get a nice fire going 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3872
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2011 - 06:37 pm: |
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C'mom baby light my fire!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1866
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2011 - 10:19 pm: |
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Well that one on top looks a bit heavy to swing, but for you....you got it...assume the posistion and prepare to burn bright
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 167
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 08:00 am: |
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Here we go again! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3873
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 05:12 pm: |
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Oh no, not again....it hurts so good I don't understand......infatuation (give it to me, give it to me)
frickin' hairbrush this time!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1867
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 09:21 pm: |
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 You know I will use all tools of the trade, my dear, I don't think your bottom is quite hot enough yet 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 169
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 - 07:08 am: |
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I'm so jealous of Fanny right now... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3876
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 - 03:23 pm: |
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As you can see I am all dressed for camping now..
and you are most welcome to bring Tim along with you. I'll just sit here and wait in my best camping attire.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1868
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 - 05:56 pm: |
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Never seen finer camping attire. Well done Your Majesty.
Little Timmy has been feeling left out, I will ask him if he wants to join us...but your bottom is still mine...we need to start those camp fires somehow you know 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3877
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 - 09:17 pm: |
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Your correct my dear knight, my bottom belongs to you.
Plus, it appears to be cooling off a bit. Oh dear!!
The queen with a pale bottom just won't due!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 171
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2011 - 05:12 pm: |
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Oh my gosh. Fanny's gone soft. What ever shall I do? |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1869
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2011 - 07:32 pm: |
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Come on Yorkie...give me some credit now, I told you I would ensure we have a Queen we could all look up to and I'd say we are making excellent progress! No worries Fanny, my work with you is still far from complete, as I see you needing numerous reminders to keep your crown highly polished.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3878
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2011 - 08:52 pm: |
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Don't worry about me going soft, Yorkie.......I haven't had so much fun in my life and I fully expect that Zippo will have a LOT of hard work ahead of him.
Now the real question is......who can last longer. I would say that the vote goes to me!!!!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 172
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2011 - 08:44 am: |
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Yay Fanny! Go Fanny! |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1871
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2011 - 09:17 am: |
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My darling Fanny, My hand and tools of the trade will not tire easily, they are more than a match for your bottom. I think before long, instead of posting here, you will be able to send smoke signals with your smoking hot bottom and you and the rest of our fine Denzians will know who is emerging on Top of this debate 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3879
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2011 - 11:07 am: |
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My sweet precious knight....eight words for you...
YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1872
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2011 - 06:53 pm: |
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No problem there sweetness, I'll get your bum hot enough to turn that bench your sitting on to ashes.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3881
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2011 - 07:46 pm: |
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Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1874
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 11, 2011 - 05:34 pm: |
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The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1875
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 11, 2011 - 07:46 pm: |
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Just so your bottom doesnt cool off too much...I think its time to head to your favorite chair.
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3882
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 13, 2011 - 08:15 pm: |
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Ha ha I fished my wish. Now I have you completely under my spell. Fanny does win!!! I own you now....my darling knight and I am never going to let you go.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1878
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 13, 2011 - 08:22 pm: |
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I know with the work I have ahead of me, I will never be able to leave you and not have you regress back to your mischievous ways, I will always hold you under my tender loving care, and just to show you how much I need to be here, back to the chair with you my darling. 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3883
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 14, 2011 - 05:18 am: |
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I agree, regression is a very dangerous probability. Keep up the good work, it is tough work, but someone must take on this task. Quite possibly, Tim is very good at helping you keeping me safe and happy.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 177
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Friday, October 14, 2011 - 05:47 am: |
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Here's to many happy spankings. Cheers! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3884
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 14, 2011 - 05:18 pm: |
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Ta yorkie, Fanny has left the country for a month, so Zoot is now in charge. It is a big secret where in the world Fanny is, but
I will give you a hint, if you take a walk about, you just may run into her. Shhhh.....
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 178
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, October 16, 2011 - 01:07 am: |
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Ooh! I Know, I know! You coming to visit me? |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3885
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 16, 2011 - 06:23 pm: |
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As soon as you can find me.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 180
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, October 17, 2011 - 03:00 pm: |
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I'll have to get into detective mode... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1879
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 18, 2011 - 06:42 pm: |
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Just remember my sweet, I'm still watching over you.
Just so you know what is waiting for you, should you falter 
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 185
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2011 - 07:23 am: |
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Faaannnyyy! Where are you? |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3889
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2011 - 03:01 am: |
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Still waiting for you to find me. Big hint.....the Queen of Innocence will be seeing the Queen of England on Wednesday. Figure it out yet?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Spankagoodgirl
New member
Username: Spankagoodgirl
Post Number: 6
Registered: 10-2011
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2011 - 04:29 am: |
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Can I play? Pleaaaseeee? I'm guessing the city starts with an M? x
Even good girls need to be spanked....
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 186
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2011 - 06:40 am: |
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Canberra, ACT, Australia. about 3 hours away from me! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3890
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2011 - 08:26 pm: |
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You've got it correct good girl! And, poor Fanny's backside is in definite need of attention.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 187
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, October 23, 2011 - 01:17 am: |
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Good girl? You're not familiar with my profile are you Fanny? |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3892
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 23, 2011 - 11:02 pm: |
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Of course I am Yorkie, It's just that good girl guessed the correct city. You were pretty close as I may be there later in the week.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 188
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, October 24, 2011 - 02:55 am: |
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Didn't realise Her Majesty had moved on! Shows how much attention I pay to the news... |
Spankagoodgirl
New member
Username: Spankagoodgirl
Post Number: 7
Registered: 10-2011
| | Posted on Monday, October 24, 2011 - 06:17 am: |
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Yey :-) Sorry Yorkie...pure coincidence that a friend who lives in Melbourne mentioned it to me the same day.
I'm very jealous of all of you including her Majesty! It's cold here making outside spankings much less desirable!
Even good girls need to be spanked....
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 190
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2011 - 08:18 am: |
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The weather in Melbourne is not that much warmer... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3894
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 25, 2011 - 06:41 pm: |
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Today's weather is just beautiful. Sunny, but a bit cool
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 192
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2011 - 02:53 pm: |
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Well, as they say in Melbourne, just wait a few minutes... |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3895
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2011 - 09:40 pm: |
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Another fine day today. 
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 193
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Friday, October 28, 2011 - 02:33 am: |
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Well I'm glad Melbourne weather has been kind to you Fanny. How long are you staying and are there any other ports of call on your itinerary? |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3896
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 28, 2011 - 05:11 pm: |
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I am staying here for the Melbourne Cup, then off to The
Great Barrier Reef. Now I am breaking too many rules by going off topic and giving you my location! YIKES! Fanny is in trouble again!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1882
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 28, 2011 - 07:17 pm: |
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Good thing I am still watching my dear, and your right...you are in trouble again
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3897
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 29, 2011 - 03:53 am: |
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Yikes! I thought you gave up on me already.  But I was counting on you to stay around, as you seem to be the only one who comes close to keeping me in line.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1883
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, October 31, 2011 - 08:50 pm: |
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And not have a Queen we can be proud of, I would be derelict in my duties, plus a disappointment to our fellow Den dwellers if I allowed that to happen. Rest assured I will make sure that your crown stays highly polished and your bottom burning brightly
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 194
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 01, 2011 - 08:52 am: |
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Cue superhero fanfare and the camera panning to take in Zippo, standing with hands on hips, foot resting on a rock, cape flapping in the breeze, superhero grin complete with flashing smile. "Here he comes to save the day!" |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3898
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 01, 2011 - 04:37 pm: |
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and just where is the Super Hero to sing "here I am to save Fanny's bottom?"
Anybody................
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 195
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 02, 2011 - 07:00 pm: |
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Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's the black leotard coming to the rescue!
"Never fear Ma'am, the Black Leotard will save you!" |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3899
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 02, 2011 - 07:59 pm: |
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Woo-Hoo! Gotta love the really big and fast cats.
Don't tell Zippo that I am moving about the country again in the morning. Want to take a guess which city is next on my agenda?
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 196
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, November 03, 2011 - 09:06 am: |
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What's left? Darwin (not much there), Brisbane (again, not much there), Adelaide (Yawn). Nah, I give up...no! Wait! Sydney? |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1884
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, November 04, 2011 - 10:56 pm: |
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Of course you realize that I am fully aware of your movements and activites, or did you think I was not still watching.
Not to mention we super heroes have our methods
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 199
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, November 05, 2011 - 08:45 am: |
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Not quite the costume I had in mind Zippo... |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1885
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Monday, November 07, 2011 - 09:51 am: |
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It was the only one I had handy...lol Good superhero costumes are in short supply
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 201
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Monday, November 07, 2011 - 01:53 pm: |
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Good effort though! |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1886
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 08, 2011 - 10:38 pm: |
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Thank you to Australia  for providing your hospitality to our resident Queen.
I want to be the 1st to welcome her back to the USA 
And now that she is back, I do believe we have a few issues that need to be settled my dear
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1887
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 08, 2011 - 11:18 pm: |
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And Yorkie perhaps one of these is more in line with what you were anticipating
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 202
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 12:49 am: |
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Hospitality wise I did nothing but thank you anyway. As for the new costumes, Zippo, that's more like it!
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 3900
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 06:12 pm: |
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Thank you gentlemen, yes Fanny is back home after spending some time at the Great Barrier Reef. And Zippo, you DO have your work cut out for you. Now that I am rested, I am ready for more FUN!!!!!
p.s. Tim is welcome too.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Yorkie69
Spanko
Username: Yorkie69
Post Number: 203
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, November 10, 2011 - 12:43 am: |
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What about me?  |
Zippo
Prime Spanko
Username: Zippo
Post Number: 1888
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 10, 2011 - 02:00 pm: |
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Fanny, I think that this pretty well sums up what you deserve:
And Yorkie, I'm sure that if you make it to the States, you can find someone to turn that Aussie bottom of yours a nice shade of red
The Brat Tamer...changing brats attitudes one smack at a time
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 2096
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, November 10, 2011 - 04:11 pm: |
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Hey, folks, this thread is great but it is beginning to get a little long so I think it's time to start part 2 of this saga. Part 2 is on the way!
Bethie |
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