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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 393
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Monday, October 03, 2005 - 09:35 pm: | 
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Please post your original spanking limericks here if you want your name submitted for the drawing for Paddle #1.
Before you post your entry, remember to read the rules and compose your entry to match the specifications we outlined. Otherwise your entry may not count!
If you have any questions, go to the thread titled "Concert Announcement Oct 2005" and post your questions there. Please keep this thread for entries only.
Have fun!
(Message edited by admin on October 04, 2005) |
Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 131
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 07:32 am: |
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There once was an Aussie named Sam
Who was tamed by her own mountain man
She claims to be tough
But not nearly enough
To risk her arse getting a tan. |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 544
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 10:14 am: |
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Too funny! 
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
IT'S OCTOBER!!!
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Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 136
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 07:33 pm: |
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There once was a Wolfcub who thought
That all her Dom's rules were for naught
She ignored her curfew
And between me and you
Her ass is quite sure to be hot.
 Rein her in, Steve. It's about bloody time.
So, is anyone going to give me a run for the money, or should I just send Bethie my address?  |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 558
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 11:38 pm: |
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Oh you bloody brat! I am so going to get you for that! 
Pagan always did as she pleased
And made fun of her hubby's expertise
He finally got wise
And handed her a surprise
While paddling her over his knees
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
IT'S OCTOBER!!! Only 3 days left...
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Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 138
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 09:47 am: |
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Goodness me. Did anyone notice that Wolfie's post was made...
AFTER MIDNIGHT?! Yes, boys and girls, once again, Wolfie has BLOWN her curfew. Yet another spankable offense added to the book.
Oh, the irony...
(Message edited by pagan on October 06, 2005) |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 562
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 11:11 am: |
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Dammit Pagan! 
If you hadn't said anything he would never have noticed! I think I need to start keeping a book on you...and how often you get me in trouble! You'll get your comeuppance in 2 weeks, you brat! 
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
IT'S OCTOBER!!! Only 3 days left...
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Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 139
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 11:13 am: |
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Hey Bethie...one of your mods is off-topic. AGAIN.
Now Wolfie...As I keep tellin' ya, girl...you get YOURSELF in trouble.
I just notice.  |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 563
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 11:46 am: |
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You started it! 
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
IT'S OCTOBER!!! Only 3 days left...
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 410
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 04:17 pm: |
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 Ahem! The above instructions state:
"Please keep this thread for entries only."
A little commentary is fine...but keep the bratting down to a minimum, okay? I'm not sure that's possible with you two, but try. |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 567
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 04:32 pm: |
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Hehehehehe sorry Bethie...
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
IT'S OCTOBER!!! Only 2 days left...
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Kendra
Spanko
Username: Kendra
Post Number: 284
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2005 - 02:39 pm: |
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Across his knee I went
'cause all the money I had spent
It was mostly a haze
coulnd't sit for three days
'cause the rules that he set, boy he meant.
May the Spirit of the Elves guide you.
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 414
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2005 - 02:44 pm: |
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Good job!  |
Cheeky
New member
Username: Cheeky
Post Number: 2
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2005 - 07:18 pm: |
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When talking of fetish i'm frank,
My wifes favourite's to be spanked,
With the flick of the cane,
There'll be burning and pain,
And as master i'll call for her thanks. |
Sinnamon
New member
Username: Sinnamon
Post Number: 1
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 07, 2005 - 08:33 pm: |
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There once was a smart mouthy brat
who stomped when they got in a spat.
The cane was applied
to her smarty backside;
a lesson felt anew when she sat. |
Sirpend
New member
Username: Sirpend
Post Number: 1
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2005 - 10:28 pm: |
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Girls who are faced with the cane,
Oft find all their pleading in vane,
Down their cheek rolls the tears,
Rubbing their stripy red rears,
To vanquish that burning hot pain. |
Sirpend
New member
Username: Sirpend
Post Number: 2
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2005 - 10:30 pm: |
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A naughty young maid called Michelle,
Sir don’t spank me she often would tell,
But once over my lap she would grind,
And wiggle her sexy little behind,
That really she enjoyed it I knew very well. |
Sirpend
New member
Username: Sirpend
Post Number: 3
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 08, 2005 - 10:32 pm: |
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You simply wouldn’t dare,
No really this isn’t fair,
A young lady so haughty,
Despite being naughty,
Kept kicking her legs in the air. |
Invidia
New member
Username: Invidia
Post Number: 3
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 10:05 pm: |
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The bad girls had all been caught smoking
It wasn't a matter for joking
They bent for their licks
And counted all six
Then soothed their poor backsides with stroking |
Invidia
New member
Username: Invidia
Post Number: 4
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 10:28 pm: |
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There once was a brat who took pride
In her reddened and well-striped backside
Her Dom thought her queerer
When she ran to the mirror
To examine the swats he'd applied |
Invidia
New member
Username: Invidia
Post Number: 5
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 10:55 pm: |
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Había una vez la esposa
Que se puso bastante celosa
La castigó su patrón
Con un gran cinturón
Y fue una lección dolorosa
I just had to post this one when I thought it up, even if most of you won't be able to appreciate it in Spanish. I'll translate it to English, but it doesn't rhyme in English (obviously). "There once was a wife who was in the habit of being jealous. Her Dom punished her with a belt and it was a painful lesson."
I think that's it for tonight. |
Patty
New member
Username: Patty
Post Number: 7
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 10:45 pm: |
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Please Sir my bottom is yours
To spank with some novelty oars
See how it jiggles
Extra bounce from my giggles
When its paddled my libido just soars
*g*
These are great! I really like them all.
Do it agina Bethie. Do it again. 
99.666% pure *b*
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 443
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 14, 2005 - 02:05 am: |
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I'm really impressed with all the entries. Keep 'em coming! |
Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 150
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 14, 2005 - 06:22 pm: |
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He spanked 'til her bottom was sore
And then just a little bit more
She squealed but he knew
She wasn't near through
So he sighed and went on as before.
That's three. On to the next contest.
I must need professional help, trying to win a wooden paddle that would be used to tan my ass.  |
Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 605
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 16, 2005 - 11:26 am: |
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Yes, you do. 
There once was a brat called Ann
Whose backside her hubby would tan
One day he bought a cane
Though she hollered in vain
Now he spanks her with it 'cause he can
The time on the computer just flew
Though she knew he was strict about curfew
Then the reckoning came
Strokes fell again and again
She'd be in bed on time now she knew
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
I'm back!!!
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Graydancer
New member
Username: Graydancer
Post Number: 1
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 - 08:07 am: |
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My minx has a bottom quite hot,
Especially in ropes and a knot,
Though she serves me with class,
When faced with her ass,
My will to not spank comes to naught. |
Graydancer
New member
Username: Graydancer
Post Number: 2
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 - 08:22 am: |
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And then there's my wife, Genevieve
Quite buxom when she's single-sleeved
If she shows bravado
I'll slap on strappado
before her ass-whacking's recieved. |
Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 471
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 - 11:24 pm: |
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New Announcement! I'm removing the limit of three entries per prize. Post as many entries as you can come up with.
The entries so far have been great, everyone!
Have fun!
(Message edited by Bethie on October 18, 2005) |
Shylah
Junior Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 66
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 04:09 pm: |
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there was a male subbie
who was a bit tubby
when he was spanked
he thanked and he thanked
and then he would rubbie rubbie rubbie!
I DIDN'T DO IT!! I'm innocent I tell ya!! INNOCENT!! TRUST ME!!!
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Pagan
Spanko
Username: Pagan
Post Number: 169
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 08:28 pm: |
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They headed off quick to Vermont
(And we all know what they really want)
To find their ass bare
Faced up in the air
So the Tops they will gleefully taunt. |
Graydancer
New member
Username: Graydancer
Post Number: 3
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 07:31 am: |
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We can do three, right?
"How best to describe my slave minx?
A cum-loving cockslut, methinks,
With a sweet bottom that'll
turn pink 'neath the paddle.
I'm so thankful for her spankful kinks!"
I should add, there are illustrated images of the two ladies in question at my gallery (more rope than spanking, but you may still enjoy it): http://www.graydancer.com/gallery |
Babyj4
Supreme Spanko
Username: Babyj4
Post Number: 1181
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 05:22 pm: |
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Controlling her mouth was hard
especially when they went to a bar
After a drink
she just couldn't think
and often was faceing the floor
Babyj- worlds cutest little brat!
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Lolita
New member
Username: Lolita
Post Number: 3
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 05:56 pm: |
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There once was a lady from Spain
Whose man spanked her again and again.
Her bottom was sore
But he gave her some more
Till she screamed and she yelled with the pain. |
Spankingmodel84
New member
Username: Spankingmodel84
Post Number: 1
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 09:35 pm: |
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When my boyfriend knows I’ve been rude
Or I’ve gotten a bad attitude
He’s got the hairbrush
It’s too late for my tush
And I know that he’ll soon change my mood. |
Spankingmodel84
New member
Username: Spankingmodel84
Post Number: 2
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 09:39 pm: |
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I’m naughty again and again
Over his lap so much time do I spend
Now he’s gotten the strap
I set my trap
“Oh when will this spanking end” |
Spankingmodel84
New member
Username: Spankingmodel84
Post Number: 3
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 09:42 pm: |
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Sometimes I’m spanked 'till I cry
But for reasons that I know why
Now it’s over the chair
My bottom’s now bare
“It’s too late,” I think and I sigh. |
Spankingmodel84
New member
Username: Spankingmodel84
Post Number: 4
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 09:45 pm: |
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Paddles, straps, and brushes, “oh my”
“Will this hurt? Am I going to cry.”
“Just accept what you’ve earned.
You’re bottom will burn.
After this, you’ll never again lie.” |
Jumpingbean
New member
Username: Jumpingbean
Post Number: 2
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 23, 2005 - 01:44 am: |
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The lady said “Something is lacking.
I fear, sir, you’re slacking at smacking.
Just go get your brush
And give me the rush
That comes from a good paddy-whacking!” |
Spankingmodel84
New member
Username: Spankingmodel84
Post Number: 5
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 23, 2005 - 12:53 pm: |
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He walked in the door with the brush
He said I've been acing up too much
"So get over my lap,
which I'll thoroughly slap,
your bottom will smart to the touch.
So naughty I want to be spanked on camera.
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Ms_k
New member
Username: Ms_k
Post Number: 1
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 - 11:19 pm: |
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Expiate
Why can’t you see?
Five times I have warned No multiply that by three.
So no more complaints or whines on bended knee and I don’t want to hear “I’ve got to pee.”
This is the way it’s going to be so hike up your little skirt, drop your panties.
Come to me! |
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