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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1354
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 07:02 pm: | 
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BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
Soooooo..............
if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay???
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 854
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 12:20 pm: |
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You got it Shylah! 
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 708
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 05:53 pm: |
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Wow, that was good! Thanks for the laugh!
The Princess of Spanking™
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Cheekychipmunk
Spanko
Username: Cheekychipmunk
Post Number: 141
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 06:37 pm: |
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That was funny.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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