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Username: Dakota
Post Number: 4
Registered: 12-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - 02:25 am: | 
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I'm not sure if someone posted this already.. but here it is..
Kryssi
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
$50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell
you first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the bird anyway.
She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her
living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked
around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought, "That's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school,
the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation considering how and where
the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith." |
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